Chelsea Handler
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I'm not giving up and throwing in the towel, but I have a responsibility to other people. You know, another thing I realized with, I was so vocal, you know, the first time it happened, I was so angry. And I think I was on my Netflix show at that time. And I, and I was, I learned over the course of the last few years that my political opinions used more sparingly are more effective.
I'm not giving up and throwing in the towel, but I have a responsibility to other people. You know, another thing I realized with, I was so vocal, you know, the first time it happened, I was so angry. And I think I was on my Netflix show at that time. And I, and I was, I learned over the course of the last few years that my political opinions used more sparingly are more effective.
So I now have a better understanding of when I can make an impact and how I can make an impact. And that rage and anger isn't the way to do it. You have to turn that into usefulness and, you know, and, um, and be inspiring to others, you know, show them, show other people who don't know what to do, who don't have big platforms, who don't have big megaphones, show them how it's done.
So I now have a better understanding of when I can make an impact and how I can make an impact. And that rage and anger isn't the way to do it. You have to turn that into usefulness and, you know, and, um, and be inspiring to others, you know, show them, show other people who don't know what to do, who don't have big platforms, who don't have big megaphones, show them how it's done.
So, and, and, and to, you know, to just be a sister to everybody you can be a sister to, we need more love in this world. And that, and I, I'm not, I'm not going to be living in fear. I just won't. I won't let them steal my joy.
So, and, and, and to, you know, to just be a sister to everybody you can be a sister to, we need more love in this world. And that, and I, I'm not, I'm not going to be living in fear. I just won't. I won't let them steal my joy.
Yeah. And I just, I would always point to female success. Like, just don't like look at, we are more successful than we have ever been. That is the causation of all of this, you know, trying to tamp us down. We, you will not tamp down women. I have more faith in women than I do in men. So we are not going anywhere. You're not going to take, you can't, you can't kill us.
Yeah. And I just, I would always point to female success. Like, just don't like look at, we are more successful than we have ever been. That is the causation of all of this, you know, trying to tamp us down. We, you will not tamp down women. I have more faith in women than I do in men. So we are not going anywhere. You're not going to take, you can't, you can't kill us.
Like you can't kill our souls. Sorry. It's not. And we're fighters. And now that we understand that all of this success is possible. And like, we, yes, we didn't get the first female president. We'll get there. Yeah. It's not, it might not happen in our lifetime, but we'll get there. We have to just keep moving towards that goal.
Like you can't kill our souls. Sorry. It's not. And we're fighters. And now that we understand that all of this success is possible. And like, we, yes, we didn't get the first female president. We'll get there. Yeah. It's not, it might not happen in our lifetime, but we'll get there. We have to just keep moving towards that goal.
No. Well, it was this idea about parthenogenesis. You know, parthenogenesis is when women, females are able to procreate without male sperm. And it's happened to a few different species. It's happened to an anaconda. It happened to a condor. And there was one other animal that it And they procreated, one was in a zoo and had no exposure. The anaconda was in a zoo and had no exposure to a male.
No. Well, it was this idea about parthenogenesis. You know, parthenogenesis is when women, females are able to procreate without male sperm. And it's happened to a few different species. It's happened to an anaconda. It happened to a condor. And there was one other animal that it And they procreated, one was in a zoo and had no exposure. The anaconda was in a zoo and had no exposure to a male.
So she basically fertilized her own egg and had a baby, had a bunch of babies because, you know, snakes. Condors, same thing. And then there was a third animal that I can't think of right now. Anyway. We are evolutionarily 1,000 years behind animals. So if men don't clean up their act, we're not going to even need them to make fucking babies at one point, okay?
So she basically fertilized her own egg and had a baby, had a bunch of babies because, you know, snakes. Condors, same thing. And then there was a third animal that I can't think of right now. Anyway. We are evolutionarily 1,000 years behind animals. So if men don't clean up their act, we're not going to even need them to make fucking babies at one point, okay?
We're going to be able to procreate on our own. We're already able to do it without a penis. You know what I mean? We can already inject sperm and get pregnant. So we're one step closer to actually evolutionarily... having our bodies figure out a way to create babies and make them without men. So I would really recommend everyone getting their acts together before they do become extinct.
We're going to be able to procreate on our own. We're already able to do it without a penis. You know what I mean? We can already inject sperm and get pregnant. So we're one step closer to actually evolutionarily... having our bodies figure out a way to create babies and make them without men. So I would really recommend everyone getting their acts together before they do become extinct.
No, I've never had a foursome or a fivesome. I've had a few threesomes. And yeah, I find it very sexy. I find that very sexy. As long as you're in a trusting dynamic with your partner, bringing a third person in, I think can be a lot of fun. Um, but you have to be able to trust each other and do that. And, uh, yeah, I, I think about that. I mean, I'm definitely open to doing it again.
No, I've never had a foursome or a fivesome. I've had a few threesomes. And yeah, I find it very sexy. I find that very sexy. As long as you're in a trusting dynamic with your partner, bringing a third person in, I think can be a lot of fun. Um, but you have to be able to trust each other and do that. And, uh, yeah, I, I think about that. I mean, I'm definitely open to doing it again.
So it was always a good, it's kind of like drugs for me. Like I like adventure, you know? Yeah.
So it was always a good, it's kind of like drugs for me. Like I like adventure, you know? Yeah.