Chelsea Handler

I don't want to have sex with two men at the same time. I'm not interested in that. That's not been a fantasy of mine, but I do like seeing a man, you know, like a man that I'm with being sexual with another woman when it's in front of me. Like I find that very sexy. Yeah. What about two women? So three women. Three women together? Yeah, I would be into that. Women are always safe.

I don't want to have sex with two men at the same time. I'm not interested in that. That's not been a fantasy of mine, but I do like seeing a man, you know, like a man that I'm with being sexual with another woman when it's in front of me. Like I find that very sexy. Yeah. What about two women? So three women. Three women together? Yeah, I would be into that. Women are always safe.

You know, I find women to be more safe than men, obviously. Do you think you ever would be with a woman in a relationship?

You know, I find women to be more safe than men, obviously. Do you think you ever would be with a woman in a relationship?

I felt proud, like, that I was able to face that moment. I felt proud that I was able to be an adult. I mean, I'm getting emotional just talking about it, because it is so meaningful, because all you really want in life is to have an impact on people, you know? That's what I want. I want people to feel impacted by me. I want people to feel better and to know that, like, I'm your sister, you know?

I felt proud, like, that I was able to face that moment. I felt proud that I was able to be an adult. I mean, I'm getting emotional just talking about it, because it is so meaningful, because all you really want in life is to have an impact on people, you know? That's what I want. I want people to feel impacted by me. I want people to feel better and to know that, like, I'm your sister, you know?

That's the biggest compliment you could ever give me, is telling me that I'm a great sister and a great friend. That's what I wanted to be, and that's who I want to be. I want to show up, you know, and I would do it for a stranger. You don't have to know me. Like, you know, if you're in need and I know you and I see you and I come across you, I will help you.

That's the biggest compliment you could ever give me, is telling me that I'm a great sister and a great friend. That's what I wanted to be, and that's who I want to be. I want to show up, you know, and I would do it for a stranger. You don't have to know me. Like, you know, if you're in need and I know you and I see you and I come across you, I will help you.

You can fucking bet your bottom dollar I will help you. You know, pick you up and patch you back together and do whatever I can because... You know, we have to stick together as women. All of the blockades that I experienced in my beginning of my career were by women, not by men. They were trying to block my success and tell me I didn't have the value that I believed I had. Yeah, that's success.

You can fucking bet your bottom dollar I will help you. You know, pick you up and patch you back together and do whatever I can because... You know, we have to stick together as women. All of the blockades that I experienced in my beginning of my career were by women, not by men. They were trying to block my success and tell me I didn't have the value that I believed I had. Yeah, that's success.

One more woman succeeding means more success for all of us. And it's so much more infectious to be optimistic and to be hopeful and to be happy about people rather than talking shit behind people's back and gossiping and all of the, like, small vibrational qualities. I've done that in my life, and it has yielded the results that weren't beneficial to me.

One more woman succeeding means more success for all of us. And it's so much more infectious to be optimistic and to be hopeful and to be happy about people rather than talking shit behind people's back and gossiping and all of the, like, small vibrational qualities. I've done that in my life, and it has yielded the results that weren't beneficial to me.

Oh, I'm early. I'm early. I love it. I love it. I can't be on time even. I'm such a loser. My parents never picked me up from school on time, so I've never been late to anything as an adult because I just hate the idea of being abandoned and anyone waiting for me. I hate that. I find it to be, I'm always early, so yeah, sorry. I was way early.

Oh, I'm early. I'm early. I love it. I love it. I can't be on time even. I'm such a loser. My parents never picked me up from school on time, so I've never been late to anything as an adult because I just hate the idea of being abandoned and anyone waiting for me. I hate that. I find it to be, I'm always early, so yeah, sorry. I was way early.

I always had this feeling, like, that I was gonna have a big, loud life. I said, I'm gonna become And I said, I don't know how I'm gonna do it, but I have a lot to say, and I'm gonna help a lot of people. And my aunt looked at me and said, well, you better lose some weight.

I always had this feeling, like, that I was gonna have a big, loud life. I said, I'm gonna become And I said, I don't know how I'm gonna do it, but I have a lot to say, and I'm gonna help a lot of people. And my aunt looked at me and said, well, you better lose some weight.

And my cousin... ...had the video... actual video of her telling me that if I wanted to make it into Hollywood, I was going to have to lose weight, which she had been denying. Confidence isn't a gift that everyone receives, right? Everyone doesn't feel confident all the time. So I've realized that my confidence is a power tool. I felt injected.

And my cousin... ...had the video... actual video of her telling me that if I wanted to make it into Hollywood, I was going to have to lose weight, which she had been denying. Confidence isn't a gift that everyone receives, right? Everyone doesn't feel confident all the time. So I've realized that my confidence is a power tool. I felt injected.

When I was younger, I would make rash decisions. And I would be reactive. And I would be angry. And I no longer operate that way. And I'm a happier person because of it. I like to play hard. And I like to work hard. And I want all of the experiences.

When I was younger, I would make rash decisions. And I would be reactive. And I would be angry. And I no longer operate that way. And I'm a happier person because of it. I like to play hard. And I like to work hard. And I want all of the experiences.