Chelsea Handler

I was just presenting till she fell asleep.

I was just presenting till she fell asleep.

I was just presenting till she fell asleep.

And then I take a drink of I have a cocktail. Forget what it was.

And then I take a drink of I have a cocktail. Forget what it was.

And then I take a drink of I have a cocktail. Forget what it was.

I usually don't actually drink on planes, but she was making me so annoyed.

I usually don't actually drink on planes, but she was making me so annoyed.

I usually don't actually drink on planes, but she was making me so annoyed.

Yeah. It was like a party cocktail. Like I'm taking a sleeping pill and I'm having a cocktail. You need to build events into that. Right. I want to remind you of what life used to be like for you. So I forget I have my mask on. So I take a sip of my vodka orange juice. It spills all over my shirt, all over my face mask. Then I go to the bathroom because I'm trying to clean up.

Yeah. It was like a party cocktail. Like I'm taking a sleeping pill and I'm having a cocktail. You need to build events into that. Right. I want to remind you of what life used to be like for you. So I forget I have my mask on. So I take a sip of my vodka orange juice. It spills all over my shirt, all over my face mask. Then I go to the bathroom because I'm trying to clean up.

Yeah. It was like a party cocktail. Like I'm taking a sleeping pill and I'm having a cocktail. You need to build events into that. Right. I want to remind you of what life used to be like for you. So I forget I have my mask on. So I take a sip of my vodka orange juice. It spills all over my shirt, all over my face mask. Then I go to the bathroom because I'm trying to clean up.

I still have my fucking mask on and I sit down on the toilet, pull my mask down in some sort of transference thinking that's my underwear and pee right up in my underwear.

I still have my fucking mask on and I sit down on the toilet, pull my mask down in some sort of transference thinking that's my underwear and pee right up in my underwear.

I still have my fucking mask on and I sit down on the toilet, pull my mask down in some sort of transference thinking that's my underwear and pee right up in my underwear.

An hour into this fight and I'm fucking ruined. I peed on myself. I have fucking vodka and orange juice over my shirt and I look at my cousin. I'm like, fuck you. Like, I don't even want to be on a trip with you again.

An hour into this fight and I'm fucking ruined. I peed on myself. I have fucking vodka and orange juice over my shirt and I look at my cousin. I'm like, fuck you. Like, I don't even want to be on a trip with you again.

An hour into this fight and I'm fucking ruined. I peed on myself. I have fucking vodka and orange juice over my shirt and I look at my cousin. I'm like, fuck you. Like, I don't even want to be on a trip with you again.

This is all because of this mask. Everything's damp now. I felt like a real hot mess on that flight.

This is all because of this mask. Everything's damp now. I felt like a real hot mess on that flight.