Chelsea Handler

This is all because of this mask. Everything's damp now. I felt like a real hot mess on that flight.

Now I understand mask deniers and like all of that stuff.

Now I understand mask deniers and like all of that stuff.

Now I understand mask deniers and like all of that stuff.

I'm not ready to go back to that. And if there were another pandemic, I would just park myself somewhere.

I'm not ready to go back to that. And if there were another pandemic, I would just park myself somewhere.

I'm not ready to go back to that. And if there were another pandemic, I would just park myself somewhere.

I'm with you. I was just saying to my girlfriends, I'm like, guys, can you give me some good sagacious words or advice to throw around? Because it sounds so lame to be like, I'm sexier than ever. You hear these sound bites of people turning 50. I feel more alive. You're like, God, this is so lame. Sexier than ever. But is it true? Yeah, I mean, I'm having a lot of sex. Yeah, that's great.

I'm with you. I was just saying to my girlfriends, I'm like, guys, can you give me some good sagacious words or advice to throw around? Because it sounds so lame to be like, I'm sexier than ever. You hear these sound bites of people turning 50. I feel more alive. You're like, God, this is so lame. Sexier than ever. But is it true? Yeah, I mean, I'm having a lot of sex. Yeah, that's great.

I'm with you. I was just saying to my girlfriends, I'm like, guys, can you give me some good sagacious words or advice to throw around? Because it sounds so lame to be like, I'm sexier than ever. You hear these sound bites of people turning 50. I feel more alive. You're like, God, this is so lame. Sexier than ever. But is it true? Yeah, I mean, I'm having a lot of sex. Yeah, that's great.

It's hot sex. Definitely a sexual awakening when you become an older woman, you know, 40s, 50s, because you don't give a shit anymore. You don't care what position you're in. You don't care how your body is looking. You're not in that 20-year-old phase where you're lying down horizontally to make yourself look thinner.

It's hot sex. Definitely a sexual awakening when you become an older woman, you know, 40s, 50s, because you don't give a shit anymore. You don't care what position you're in. You don't care how your body is looking. You're not in that 20-year-old phase where you're lying down horizontally to make yourself look thinner.

It's hot sex. Definitely a sexual awakening when you become an older woman, you know, 40s, 50s, because you don't give a shit anymore. You don't care what position you're in. You don't care how your body is looking. You're not in that 20-year-old phase where you're lying down horizontally to make yourself look thinner.

One thing I did hear that I thought was good is that you get to this age and you're not preoccupied with the past and you're not preoccupied with the future. You are more present and living in the moment because you understand that all of that shit doesn't matter the way you thought it used to matter.

One thing I did hear that I thought was good is that you get to this age and you're not preoccupied with the past and you're not preoccupied with the future. You are more present and living in the moment because you understand that all of that shit doesn't matter the way you thought it used to matter.

One thing I did hear that I thought was good is that you get to this age and you're not preoccupied with the past and you're not preoccupied with the future. You are more present and living in the moment because you understand that all of that shit doesn't matter the way you thought it used to matter.

You know, when you obsess over stuff that has already transpired and that's a waste of energy and you're also worried so much about how things are going to go or shake out and you realize you've gotten yourself this far, everything will work itself out.

You know, when you obsess over stuff that has already transpired and that's a waste of energy and you're also worried so much about how things are going to go or shake out and you realize you've gotten yourself this far, everything will work itself out.

You know, when you obsess over stuff that has already transpired and that's a waste of energy and you're also worried so much about how things are going to go or shake out and you realize you've gotten yourself this far, everything will work itself out.

Wait a second. You don't feel as a father. Of two girls who are now probably almost teenagers, right?