Chelsea Handler

um i just i i think flight attendants really deserve our respect they are trapped in the sky with us and they have been treated with vitriol by idiots and so yeah i always i'm always i will always have a flight attendance back that's also though how you know this is your seventh book though like because i feel like who'd you dedicate the first one to who knows

um i just i i think flight attendants really deserve our respect they are trapped in the sky with us and they have been treated with vitriol by idiots and so yeah i always i'm always i will always have a flight attendance back that's also though how you know this is your seventh book though like because i feel like who'd you dedicate the first one to who knows

Mars the Trumps. I'm going to dedicate the next book to Ivanka. I mean, yeah, you're right. That's actually a really good point. I was like, I'm out of dedications. I already did this happy ones to my family.

Mars the Trumps. I'm going to dedicate the next book to Ivanka. I mean, yeah, you're right. That's actually a really good point. I was like, I'm out of dedications. I already did this happy ones to my family.

Mars the Trumps. I'm going to dedicate the next book to Ivanka. I mean, yeah, you're right. That's actually a really good point. I was like, I'm out of dedications. I already did this happy ones to my family.

Oh, this is good.

Oh, this is good.

Oh, this is good.

So I have a cousin, my cousin Molly. She's like my person, one of my people that runs my life. Okay. And this year I was traveling to New Zealand and Australia and she's my favorite travel buddy. We love to travel together. But she's a type, she's anal retentive. She's a type A. Okay. And I'm a type Z. Okay.

So I have a cousin, my cousin Molly. She's like my person, one of my people that runs my life. Okay. And this year I was traveling to New Zealand and Australia and she's my favorite travel buddy. We love to travel together. But she's a type, she's anal retentive. She's a type A. Okay. And I'm a type Z. Okay.

So I have a cousin, my cousin Molly. She's like my person, one of my people that runs my life. Okay. And this year I was traveling to New Zealand and Australia and she's my favorite travel buddy. We love to travel together. But she's a type, she's anal retentive. She's a type A. Okay. And I'm a type Z. Okay.

I am a type A from about 8 to 11 in the morning once I get my shit done and it takes me about three hours to get my shit done and that's it. Okay. And then I like to go off the rails. You know what I mean? Love that for you. So Molly, who has been, you know, she's she I've known her my whole life. Obviously, she's my cousin and she's worked for me for many years on and off.

I am a type A from about 8 to 11 in the morning once I get my shit done and it takes me about three hours to get my shit done and that's it. Okay. And then I like to go off the rails. You know what I mean? Love that for you. So Molly, who has been, you know, she's she I've known her my whole life. Obviously, she's my cousin and she's worked for me for many years on and off.

I am a type A from about 8 to 11 in the morning once I get my shit done and it takes me about three hours to get my shit done and that's it. Okay. And then I like to go off the rails. You know what I mean? Love that for you. So Molly, who has been, you know, she's she I've known her my whole life. Obviously, she's my cousin and she's worked for me for many years on and off.

And I said, let's go to New Zealand and Australia. I was touring. I said, let's go together. And she's like, absolutely. She has a little three year old. So she's like, I have to be as safe as possible. And I want to wear a face mask on the plane and I need you to wear one, too. so that I don't get my daughter sick. And I'm like, we're going to be gone for three weeks. Fuck your daughter.

And I said, let's go to New Zealand and Australia. I was touring. I said, let's go together. And she's like, absolutely. She has a little three year old. So she's like, I have to be as safe as possible. And I want to wear a face mask on the plane and I need you to wear one, too. so that I don't get my daughter sick. And I'm like, we're going to be gone for three weeks. Fuck your daughter.

And I said, let's go to New Zealand and Australia. I was touring. I said, let's go together. And she's like, absolutely. She has a little three year old. So she's like, I have to be as safe as possible. And I want to wear a face mask on the plane and I need you to wear one, too. so that I don't get my daughter sick. And I'm like, we're going to be gone for three weeks. Fuck your daughter.

She's not going to be here. What are you talking about? COVID is over. I'm an anti-masker now. You know what I mean? Like now that it's over, I don't give a shit. Like stop it. I'm not wearing that for like a 14 hour flight. I don't want to wear a 14 hour flight wearing a mask. And she's like, if you don't wear a mask, I'm not going to go with you. And I was like, okay, fine.

She's not going to be here. What are you talking about? COVID is over. I'm an anti-masker now. You know what I mean? Like now that it's over, I don't give a shit. Like stop it. I'm not wearing that for like a 14 hour flight. I don't want to wear a 14 hour flight wearing a mask. And she's like, if you don't wear a mask, I'm not going to go with you. And I was like, okay, fine.

She's not going to be here. What are you talking about? COVID is over. I'm an anti-masker now. You know what I mean? Like now that it's over, I don't give a shit. Like stop it. I'm not wearing that for like a 14 hour flight. I don't want to wear a 14 hour flight wearing a mask. And she's like, if you don't wear a mask, I'm not going to go with you. And I was like, okay, fine.