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Chelsea Handler

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Call Her Daddy
Chelsea Handler: Drugs, Dog Parks, & Dick Appointments

I feel like you're pretty amped up.

Call Her Daddy
Chelsea Handler: Drugs, Dog Parks, & Dick Appointments

I feel like you're pretty amped up.

Call Her Daddy
Chelsea Handler: Drugs, Dog Parks, & Dick Appointments

But what I do, like we went whale watching in Australia. And so I took it like for that, like, oh, we're going to go see whales. I want to communicate with the animals. And so. Are you making noises? No, no, no. I just know where like I could tell where the pods of whales were before they could even pop up out of the water.

Call Her Daddy
Chelsea Handler: Drugs, Dog Parks, & Dick Appointments

But what I do, like we went whale watching in Australia. And so I took it like for that, like, oh, we're going to go see whales. I want to communicate with the animals. And so. Are you making noises? No, no, no. I just know where like I could tell where the pods of whales were before they could even pop up out of the water.

Call Her Daddy
Chelsea Handler: Drugs, Dog Parks, & Dick Appointments

But what I do, like we went whale watching in Australia. And so I took it like for that, like, oh, we're going to go see whales. I want to communicate with the animals. And so. Are you making noises? No, no, no. I just know where like I could tell where the pods of whales were before they could even pop up out of the water.

Call Her Daddy
Chelsea Handler: Drugs, Dog Parks, & Dick Appointments

And my cousin, I was like, the guy on the boat would say, everybody go to the right. There was like 150 people on the boat. And he'd be like, okay, there's a pod of whales to the right. And they take you out of Sydney Harbor and you go out into these huge swells. Everyone's throwing up. Not me, because I'm fucking seaworthy, you know? and everyone's throwing up.

Call Her Daddy
Chelsea Handler: Drugs, Dog Parks, & Dick Appointments

And my cousin, I was like, the guy on the boat would say, everybody go to the right. There was like 150 people on the boat. And he'd be like, okay, there's a pod of whales to the right. And they take you out of Sydney Harbor and you go out into these huge swells. Everyone's throwing up. Not me, because I'm fucking seaworthy, you know? and everyone's throwing up.

Call Her Daddy
Chelsea Handler: Drugs, Dog Parks, & Dick Appointments

And my cousin, I was like, the guy on the boat would say, everybody go to the right. There was like 150 people on the boat. And he'd be like, okay, there's a pod of whales to the right. And they take you out of Sydney Harbor and you go out into these huge swells. Everyone's throwing up. Not me, because I'm fucking seaworthy, you know? and everyone's throwing up.

Call Her Daddy
Chelsea Handler: Drugs, Dog Parks, & Dick Appointments

And then he's like, okay, there's a pot of whales at 45 degrees, and everyone on the boat runs to the one side of the boat. And I'd be like, there's also a pot of whales coming up over here. And finally, my cousin Molly came up to me, and she's like, why are you staying in the same spot? I'm like, because I am in communication with the whales, Molly, because I took LSD this morning.

Call Her Daddy
Chelsea Handler: Drugs, Dog Parks, & Dick Appointments

And then he's like, okay, there's a pot of whales at 45 degrees, and everyone on the boat runs to the one side of the boat. And I'd be like, there's also a pot of whales coming up over here. And finally, my cousin Molly came up to me, and she's like, why are you staying in the same spot? I'm like, because I am in communication with the whales, Molly, because I took LSD this morning.

Call Her Daddy
Chelsea Handler: Drugs, Dog Parks, & Dick Appointments

And then he's like, okay, there's a pot of whales at 45 degrees, and everyone on the boat runs to the one side of the boat. And I'd be like, there's also a pot of whales coming up over here. And finally, my cousin Molly came up to me, and she's like, why are you staying in the same spot? I'm like, because I am in communication with the whales, Molly, because I took LSD this morning.

Call Her Daddy
Chelsea Handler: Drugs, Dog Parks, & Dick Appointments

And she goes, it's kind of amazing that you've been right about where the whales are each time. And I was like, it would be kind of amazing if you had taken LSD too instead of your beef fucking chopstick.

Call Her Daddy
Chelsea Handler: Drugs, Dog Parks, & Dick Appointments

And she goes, it's kind of amazing that you've been right about where the whales are each time. And I was like, it would be kind of amazing if you had taken LSD too instead of your beef fucking chopstick.

Call Her Daddy
Chelsea Handler: Drugs, Dog Parks, & Dick Appointments

And she goes, it's kind of amazing that you've been right about where the whales are each time. And I was like, it would be kind of amazing if you had taken LSD too instead of your beef fucking chopstick.

Call Her Daddy
Chelsea Handler: Drugs, Dog Parks, & Dick Appointments

Everyone else is throwing up and they're sober. It's not woo. It's like, ah, this is beautiful. Look at me. Look at me talking to this whale. Like, wow, I'm on a different vibration. Like, everything's a little sparklier, a little bit more glittery. Like, you have patience for people that you normally wouldn't.

Call Her Daddy
Chelsea Handler: Drugs, Dog Parks, & Dick Appointments

Everyone else is throwing up and they're sober. It's not woo. It's like, ah, this is beautiful. Look at me. Look at me talking to this whale. Like, wow, I'm on a different vibration. Like, everything's a little sparklier, a little bit more glittery. Like, you have patience for people that you normally wouldn't.

Call Her Daddy
Chelsea Handler: Drugs, Dog Parks, & Dick Appointments

Everyone else is throwing up and they're sober. It's not woo. It's like, ah, this is beautiful. Look at me. Look at me talking to this whale. Like, wow, I'm on a different vibration. Like, everything's a little sparklier, a little bit more glittery. Like, you have patience for people that you normally wouldn't.

Call Her Daddy
Chelsea Handler: Drugs, Dog Parks, & Dick Appointments

Well, and they're vomiting, so obviously.

Call Her Daddy
Chelsea Handler: Drugs, Dog Parks, & Dick Appointments

Well, and they're vomiting, so obviously.

Call Her Daddy
Chelsea Handler: Drugs, Dog Parks, & Dick Appointments

Well, and they're vomiting, so obviously.