Chelsea Handler

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I need a lifter for that. Okay, okay. A karaoke bar. Oh, God. I would need something serious. Mix a little. Something I probably haven't even tried yet because I can't sing and so I don't want to be seen singing. You can't? No, no, no. I can't sing and I can't dance. What if we just hit a tune right now? I can't. I can't sing. Defying gravity. Defying gravity.

I need a lifter for that. Okay, okay. A karaoke bar. Oh, God. I would need something serious. Mix a little. Something I probably haven't even tried yet because I can't sing and so I don't want to be seen singing. You can't? No, no, no. I can't sing and I can't dance. What if we just hit a tune right now? I can't. I can't sing. Defying gravity. Defying gravity.

I need a lifter for that. Okay, okay. A karaoke bar. Oh, God. I would need something serious. Mix a little. Something I probably haven't even tried yet because I can't sing and so I don't want to be seen singing. You can't? No, no, no. I can't sing and I can't dance. What if we just hit a tune right now? I can't. I can't sing. Defying gravity. Defying gravity.

Oh, that would be drugs for sure. Oh, yeah, my nephew's bar mitzvah. I was handing everybody edibles at that event. At my cousin's wedding, I handed even my cousin's mother, who I think is my cousin, I gave her a little hit of LSD. She didn't know what it was, but I said, just take this. Your night's going to enhance. And she took it.

Oh, that would be drugs for sure. Oh, yeah, my nephew's bar mitzvah. I was handing everybody edibles at that event. At my cousin's wedding, I handed even my cousin's mother, who I think is my cousin, I gave her a little hit of LSD. She didn't know what it was, but I said, just take this. Your night's going to enhance. And she took it.

Oh, that would be drugs for sure. Oh, yeah, my nephew's bar mitzvah. I was handing everybody edibles at that event. At my cousin's wedding, I handed even my cousin's mother, who I think is my cousin, I gave her a little hit of LSD. She didn't know what it was, but I said, just take this. Your night's going to enhance. And she took it.

I was in Mallorca, and I was – there was this – I take acid to Mallorca, and I dose everyone. All my friends come. They have mind-numbing, bending experiences. We all have a great time. Is it legal in Mallorca? Is acid legal anywhere? I think it is legal in – things are legal in Spain that aren't legal everywhere, but who knows? Anyway, no one's really looking for acid. You know what I mean?

I was in Mallorca, and I was – there was this – I take acid to Mallorca, and I dose everyone. All my friends come. They have mind-numbing, bending experiences. We all have a great time. Is it legal in Mallorca? Is acid legal anywhere? I think it is legal in – things are legal in Spain that aren't legal everywhere, but who knows? Anyway, no one's really looking for acid. You know what I mean?

I was in Mallorca, and I was – there was this – I take acid to Mallorca, and I dose everyone. All my friends come. They have mind-numbing, bending experiences. We all have a great time. Is it legal in Mallorca? Is acid legal anywhere? I think it is legal in – things are legal in Spain that aren't legal everywhere, but who knows? Anyway, no one's really looking for acid. You know what I mean?

They're not going to see that sheet of that Buddha woman and go, is that acid? They're going to be like, oh, she's a really good artist. Yeah. And I saw this elderly couple walking down the street and they just looked so in love like they were in their 80s and they were holding hands. And I was on LSD. My whole group of friends was on LSD. And I said, look how beautiful that is.

They're not going to see that sheet of that Buddha woman and go, is that acid? They're going to be like, oh, she's a really good artist. Yeah. And I saw this elderly couple walking down the street and they just looked so in love like they were in their 80s and they were holding hands. And I was on LSD. My whole group of friends was on LSD. And I said, look how beautiful that is.

They're not going to see that sheet of that Buddha woman and go, is that acid? They're going to be like, oh, she's a really good artist. Yeah. And I saw this elderly couple walking down the street and they just looked so in love like they were in their 80s and they were holding hands. And I was on LSD. My whole group of friends was on LSD. And I said, look how beautiful that is.

Like they're still into each other. This man loves her. He was holding her one hand with both of his hands. And I stopped them and I was like, you guys are so cute. Like, what's the story? They're like, this is our 50th wedding anniversary. And I have a house in Mallorca, so I wasn't far from my house. And I said, oh, my God, your 50th wedding anniversary. I was like, that's incredible.

Like they're still into each other. This man loves her. He was holding her one hand with both of his hands. And I stopped them and I was like, you guys are so cute. Like, what's the story? They're like, this is our 50th wedding anniversary. And I have a house in Mallorca, so I wasn't far from my house. And I said, oh, my God, your 50th wedding anniversary. I was like, that's incredible.

Like they're still into each other. This man loves her. He was holding her one hand with both of his hands. And I stopped them and I was like, you guys are so cute. Like, what's the story? They're like, this is our 50th wedding anniversary. And I have a house in Mallorca, so I wasn't far from my house. And I said, oh, my God, your 50th wedding anniversary. I was like, that's incredible.

What are you guys going to do? And they're like, we're just walking around the port. And I said, this is I have two kayaks that are in front of my house on the beach. I said, these are my kayaks. I said, please take them and go out for like a midnight stroll. It's so beautiful under the sky in Mallorca, the stars and the moonlight. I said, please take these kayaks. And I also have some LSD.

What are you guys going to do? And they're like, we're just walking around the port. And I said, this is I have two kayaks that are in front of my house on the beach. I said, these are my kayaks. I said, please take them and go out for like a midnight stroll. It's so beautiful under the sky in Mallorca, the stars and the moonlight. I said, please take these kayaks. And I also have some LSD.