Chelsea Handler

What are you guys going to do? And they're like, we're just walking around the port. And I said, this is I have two kayaks that are in front of my house on the beach. I said, these are my kayaks. I said, please take them and go out for like a midnight stroll. It's so beautiful under the sky in Mallorca, the stars and the moonlight. I said, please take these kayaks. And I also have some LSD.

And so I got their medical background. Neither of them had a heart condition or any sort of thing to be alarmed about. And I said, I have these little tabs. I go, don't be scared. They're micro dose. They were only enhanced. If you are happy now, you can't imagine the level of happiness you are going to achieve if you take these. And the man was like, oh, we're good. We're good. We're in love.

And so I got their medical background. Neither of them had a heart condition or any sort of thing to be alarmed about. And I said, I have these little tabs. I go, don't be scared. They're micro dose. They were only enhanced. If you are happy now, you can't imagine the level of happiness you are going to achieve if you take these. And the man was like, oh, we're good. We're good. We're in love.

And so I got their medical background. Neither of them had a heart condition or any sort of thing to be alarmed about. And I said, I have these little tabs. I go, don't be scared. They're micro dose. They were only enhanced. If you are happy now, you can't imagine the level of happiness you are going to achieve if you take these. And the man was like, oh, we're good. We're good. We're in love.

I go, no, no, please trust me. You know, please. And the woman goes, I'd like to try some. And I said, so I gave her a hit. I gave him a hit. They decided to take one kayak. They went out to the port. I forgot about them. I was with my friends. I was at some bar, restaurant. I went to bed. We all went to bed. I woke up the next morning. I was out on my terrace. It was like 7 a.m. I'm working out.

I go, no, no, please trust me. You know, please. And the woman goes, I'd like to try some. And I said, so I gave her a hit. I gave him a hit. They decided to take one kayak. They went out to the port. I forgot about them. I was with my friends. I was at some bar, restaurant. I went to bed. We all went to bed. I woke up the next morning. I was out on my terrace. It was like 7 a.m. I'm working out.

I go, no, no, please trust me. You know, please. And the woman goes, I'd like to try some. And I said, so I gave her a hit. I gave him a hit. They decided to take one kayak. They went out to the port. I forgot about them. I was with my friends. I was at some bar, restaurant. I went to bed. We all went to bed. I woke up the next morning. I was out on my terrace. It was like 7 a.m. I'm working out.

And I see the kayak pull up. Shut the fuck up. And I'm like, who? Oh, my God. That's that couple that I gave my kayak to. I go, have they been out all night? And I live in this port. And so you can kayak out into the Mediterranean, but there's all these little coves. And they came up the beach and they're walking towards me and I'm waving to them. I'm like, hey, guys.

And I see the kayak pull up. Shut the fuck up. And I'm like, who? Oh, my God. That's that couple that I gave my kayak to. I go, have they been out all night? And I live in this port. And so you can kayak out into the Mediterranean, but there's all these little coves. And they came up the beach and they're walking towards me and I'm waving to them. I'm like, hey, guys.

And I see the kayak pull up. Shut the fuck up. And I'm like, who? Oh, my God. That's that couple that I gave my kayak to. I go, have they been out all night? And I live in this port. And so you can kayak out into the Mediterranean, but there's all these little coves. And they came up the beach and they're walking towards me and I'm waving to them. I'm like, hey, guys.

And they come up to the stairs to my house and I open my gate and they come in and they go, we spent the whole night. in an alcove, like one of those caves. We kayaked into a cave and we spent our 50th wedding anniversary up all night talking about all of our favorite memories. You gave us the best gift we could have ever been given. And I was like, I had tears in my eyes, you know?

And they come up to the stairs to my house and I open my gate and they come in and they go, we spent the whole night. in an alcove, like one of those caves. We kayaked into a cave and we spent our 50th wedding anniversary up all night talking about all of our favorite memories. You gave us the best gift we could have ever been given. And I was like, I had tears in my eyes, you know?

And they come up to the stairs to my house and I open my gate and they come in and they go, we spent the whole night. in an alcove, like one of those caves. We kayaked into a cave and we spent our 50th wedding anniversary up all night talking about all of our favorite memories. You gave us the best gift we could have ever been given. And I was like, I had tears in my eyes, you know?

Like, I'm like, I'm a healer. I am healing people. And then the woman looked at me and she goes, do you have any more? And I did. And I gave it to her, of course, because I share it.

Like, I'm like, I'm a healer. I am healing people. And then the woman looked at me and she goes, do you have any more? And I did. And I gave it to her, of course, because I share it.

Like, I'm like, I'm a healer. I am healing people. And then the woman looked at me and she goes, do you have any more? And I did. And I gave it to her, of course, because I share it.

you are like a like a shaman yeah you're like a drug doula or whatever i want people to experience the great listen drugs are not for everyone yeah i respect that and i understand that it can be a problem for many people but they're for me i want to come to majorca yeah

you are like a like a shaman yeah you're like a drug doula or whatever i want people to experience the great listen drugs are not for everyone yeah i respect that and i understand that it can be a problem for many people but they're for me i want to come to majorca yeah

you are like a like a shaman yeah you're like a drug doula or whatever i want people to experience the great listen drugs are not for everyone yeah i respect that and i understand that it can be a problem for many people but they're for me i want to come to majorca yeah

No, no, no.