Chelsea Handler
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and I panic and I'm like having, I'm shaking and my goggles, I can't clear my goggles. I kept getting water in them so I couldn't really see. So you couldn't see anything. And so I start panicking and I start going, trying to swim to the surface. And then the dive master came down, put my goggles right on my face, cleared my mask, and then looked at me and like held my hands.
and I panic and I'm like having, I'm shaking and my goggles, I can't clear my goggles. I kept getting water in them so I couldn't really see. So you couldn't see anything. And so I start panicking and I start going, trying to swim to the surface. And then the dive master came down, put my goggles right on my face, cleared my mask, and then looked at me and like held my hands.
and I panic and I'm like having, I'm shaking and my goggles, I can't clear my goggles. I kept getting water in them so I couldn't really see. So you couldn't see anything. And so I start panicking and I start going, trying to swim to the surface. And then the dive master came down, put my goggles right on my face, cleared my mask, and then looked at me and like held my hands.
And he's like, and he's like motioning to breathe in and breathe out. And I'm looking at him and I'm like, And he's holding my hands and then he's like, he's like, do you want to go up? And I was like, I want to, you know, I want to stay with you.
And he's like, and he's like motioning to breathe in and breathe out. And I'm looking at him and I'm like, And he's holding my hands and then he's like, he's like, do you want to go up? And I was like, I want to, you know, I want to stay with you.
And he's like, and he's like motioning to breathe in and breathe out. And I'm looking at him and I'm like, And he's holding my hands and then he's like, he's like, do you want to go up? And I was like, I want to, you know, I want to stay with you.
And and I was like, I'm and then for the rest of the dive, he and I held hands and we we swam around all the sharks while he guided me because he was now in charge of me. And this is a very big turn on to me. And a lot of women, I think, who have been neglected in their childhood by their fathers. And all my friends, so we had two dive masters. There were 10 of us.
And and I was like, I'm and then for the rest of the dive, he and I held hands and we we swam around all the sharks while he guided me because he was now in charge of me. And this is a very big turn on to me. And a lot of women, I think, who have been neglected in their childhood by their fathers. And all my friends, so we had two dive masters. There were 10 of us.
And and I was like, I'm and then for the rest of the dive, he and I held hands and we we swam around all the sharks while he guided me because he was now in charge of me. And this is a very big turn on to me. And a lot of women, I think, who have been neglected in their childhood by their fathers. And all my friends, so we had two dive masters. There were 10 of us.
I had one and the rest of them, the nine of them had one. And so I had commandeered this guy. And so we're holding hands diving and I'm like, I'm going to have to fuck this guy. You know, when we get to the surface, I'm going to fuck this guy. I am so turned on. He saved my life. And I am attracted to him.
I had one and the rest of them, the nine of them had one. And so I had commandeered this guy. And so we're holding hands diving and I'm like, I'm going to have to fuck this guy. You know, when we get to the surface, I'm going to fuck this guy. I am so turned on. He saved my life. And I am attracted to him.
I had one and the rest of them, the nine of them had one. And so I had commandeered this guy. And so we're holding hands diving and I'm like, I'm going to have to fuck this guy. You know, when we get to the surface, I'm going to fuck this guy. I am so turned on. He saved my life. And I am attracted to him.
And then when we got to the top of the surface, we got in the boat, he took his mask off and I was like, get the fuck away from me. Don't even look at me again. Giving like ogre. Just not attractive. Not your vibe. Not my vibe at all. And he was like really looking after me. And I had to be like, it's over now that we're on the surface of the water. That was one relationship was underwater.
And then when we got to the top of the surface, we got in the boat, he took his mask off and I was like, get the fuck away from me. Don't even look at me again. Giving like ogre. Just not attractive. Not your vibe. Not my vibe at all. And he was like really looking after me. And I had to be like, it's over now that we're on the surface of the water. That was one relationship was underwater.
And then when we got to the top of the surface, we got in the boat, he took his mask off and I was like, get the fuck away from me. Don't even look at me again. Giving like ogre. Just not attractive. Not your vibe. Not my vibe at all. And he was like really looking after me. And I had to be like, it's over now that we're on the surface of the water. That was one relationship was underwater.
And now there's a different relationship.
And now there's a different relationship.
And now there's a different relationship.
Yeah, I mean, he wasn't... You didn't pity fuck him? No, no, no, no, no, no. Are you often pity fucking people? That's a great question. Yeah. I have to say, you know, you do ask great questions, Alex. And I don't say that like, wow. But I mean, obviously, you've had a very successful career that is going to continue to be successful.
Yeah, I mean, he wasn't... You didn't pity fuck him? No, no, no, no, no, no. Are you often pity fucking people? That's a great question. Yeah. I have to say, you know, you do ask great questions, Alex. And I don't say that like, wow. But I mean, obviously, you've had a very successful career that is going to continue to be successful.