Chelsea Handler

Yeah, I mean, he wasn't... You didn't pity fuck him? No, no, no, no, no, no. Are you often pity fucking people? That's a great question. Yeah. I have to say, you know, you do ask great questions, Alex. And I don't say that like, wow. But I mean, obviously, you've had a very successful career that is going to continue to be successful.

But when I was listening to your last interview, I think Amy said that to you. And I was like, yes, yes. You really are a good interviewer. These questions are good questions. These questions inspire me to want to ask better questions on my own podcast, but I'm too lazy to do that kind of research.

But when I was listening to your last interview, I think Amy said that to you. And I was like, yes, yes. You really are a good interviewer. These questions are good questions. These questions inspire me to want to ask better questions on my own podcast, but I'm too lazy to do that kind of research.

But when I was listening to your last interview, I think Amy said that to you. And I was like, yes, yes. You really are a good interviewer. These questions are good questions. These questions inspire me to want to ask better questions on my own podcast, but I'm too lazy to do that kind of research.

Yeah, I'm sure I've pity fucked. I mean, I wouldn't say I've done that recently, but I'm trying to think back to a time where, yeah, where you have a guy in your hotel room and you're like, oh, God, how am I going to get out of this? Yeah. And then you're just like, maybe it's easier just to fuck it. Because it can be quick. The fucking? Yeah. Well, hopefully in that case.

Yeah, I'm sure I've pity fucked. I mean, I wouldn't say I've done that recently, but I'm trying to think back to a time where, yeah, where you have a guy in your hotel room and you're like, oh, God, how am I going to get out of this? Yeah. And then you're just like, maybe it's easier just to fuck it. Because it can be quick. The fucking? Yeah. Well, hopefully in that case.

Yeah, I'm sure I've pity fucked. I mean, I wouldn't say I've done that recently, but I'm trying to think back to a time where, yeah, where you have a guy in your hotel room and you're like, oh, God, how am I going to get out of this? Yeah. And then you're just like, maybe it's easier just to fuck it. Because it can be quick. The fucking? Yeah. Well, hopefully in that case.

But no, if I'm grossed out, I will. You're out. I'm bouncing.

But no, if I'm grossed out, I will. You're out. I'm bouncing.

But no, if I'm grossed out, I will. You're out. I'm bouncing.

So many. I mean, I had so many fun one-night stands in my 20s and 30s. Oh. What's the best one? That's really hard. It's okay. I once had sex with this guy. What was his name? I like to be able to call people out with their first and last names, which is going to be hard for this because I don't even remember his first name. But I once had sex. I don't know if this was the best. Yeah.

So many. I mean, I had so many fun one-night stands in my 20s and 30s. Oh. What's the best one? That's really hard. It's okay. I once had sex with this guy. What was his name? I like to be able to call people out with their first and last names, which is going to be hard for this because I don't even remember his first name. But I once had sex. I don't know if this was the best. Yeah.

So many. I mean, I had so many fun one-night stands in my 20s and 30s. Oh. What's the best one? That's really hard. It's okay. I once had sex with this guy. What was his name? I like to be able to call people out with their first and last names, which is going to be hard for this because I don't even remember his first name. But I once had sex. I don't know if this was the best. Yeah.

But it was sexy. Ooh. And it wasn't a one night stand. I went on for like a week, but it was like a one night thing. I was in the, at the London Olympics in 2012, I believe. And I was staying with my, a couple of gay friends of mine had a house and And I was walking home late one night or I was being driven home and I was walking down the street to their house.

But it was sexy. Ooh. And it wasn't a one night stand. I went on for like a week, but it was like a one night thing. I was in the, at the London Olympics in 2012, I believe. And I was staying with my, a couple of gay friends of mine had a house and And I was walking home late one night or I was being driven home and I was walking down the street to their house.

But it was sexy. Ooh. And it wasn't a one night stand. I went on for like a week, but it was like a one night thing. I was in the, at the London Olympics in 2012, I believe. And I was staying with my, a couple of gay friends of mine had a house and And I was walking home late one night or I was being driven home and I was walking down the street to their house.

And this really sexy British guy just we just locked eyes. And it was like sex. You know what I mean? Yeah. And I was like something you would see in a movie. And I and I was like, I'm in London. This is an impromptu trip. I'm like, what if I just had an affair with this guy? And I walked past him and I stopped and I turned around and he had stopped. And it was late at night.

And this really sexy British guy just we just locked eyes. And it was like sex. You know what I mean? Yeah. And I was like something you would see in a movie. And I and I was like, I'm in London. This is an impromptu trip. I'm like, what if I just had an affair with this guy? And I walked past him and I stopped and I turned around and he had stopped. And it was late at night.

And this really sexy British guy just we just locked eyes. And it was like sex. You know what I mean? Yeah. And I was like something you would see in a movie. And I and I was like, I'm in London. This is an impromptu trip. I'm like, what if I just had an affair with this guy? And I walked past him and I stopped and I turned around and he had stopped. And it was late at night.

Like this was dangerous. You know, it could have been. And it was late at night. And he said, would you like to come back to my place? That straight up? That was the first thing. thing he said. The eye look that we had was so intense that I was like, yes. And we went back to his house. I mean, we barely spoke.