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Chelsea Handler

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Call Her Daddy
Chelsea Handler: Drugs, Dog Parks, & Dick Appointments

DJ Diplo is that who you're talking about not specifically Diplo but if you fuck Diplo no because I didn't fuck him no okay good I wanted to I wanted to I did a segment with him once on my Netflix show and I was like he's hot and then you know he's not that hot to me anymore but a DJ no I've never fucked a DJ not that I'm aware of

Call Her Daddy
Chelsea Handler: Drugs, Dog Parks, & Dick Appointments

DJ Diplo is that who you're talking about not specifically Diplo but if you fuck Diplo no because I didn't fuck him no okay good I wanted to I wanted to I did a segment with him once on my Netflix show and I was like he's hot and then you know he's not that hot to me anymore but a DJ no I've never fucked a DJ not that I'm aware of

Call Her Daddy
Chelsea Handler: Drugs, Dog Parks, & Dick Appointments

DJ Diplo is that who you're talking about not specifically Diplo but if you fuck Diplo no because I didn't fuck him no okay good I wanted to I wanted to I did a segment with him once on my Netflix show and I was like he's hot and then you know he's not that hot to me anymore but a DJ no I've never fucked a DJ not that I'm aware of

Call Her Daddy
Chelsea Handler: Drugs, Dog Parks, & Dick Appointments

Me too. I could see that. Yeah. Like you're on LSD, you're bumping. Yeah, but I don't, yeah, I'm not really good at dancing either. So dancing and singing are the two things. That's what I really appreciate about Wicked is, is that they could dance and sing. I'm always amazed by people who can do that. Like Zoe Saldana and Amelia Perez. I didn't know she could dance and sing.

Call Her Daddy
Chelsea Handler: Drugs, Dog Parks, & Dick Appointments

Me too. I could see that. Yeah. Like you're on LSD, you're bumping. Yeah, but I don't, yeah, I'm not really good at dancing either. So dancing and singing are the two things. That's what I really appreciate about Wicked is, is that they could dance and sing. I'm always amazed by people who can do that. Like Zoe Saldana and Amelia Perez. I didn't know she could dance and sing.

Call Her Daddy
Chelsea Handler: Drugs, Dog Parks, & Dick Appointments

Me too. I could see that. Yeah. Like you're on LSD, you're bumping. Yeah, but I don't, yeah, I'm not really good at dancing either. So dancing and singing are the two things. That's what I really appreciate about Wicked is, is that they could dance and sing. I'm always amazed by people who can do that. Like Zoe Saldana and Amelia Perez. I didn't know she could dance and sing.

Call Her Daddy
Chelsea Handler: Drugs, Dog Parks, & Dick Appointments

So take it or leave it. Yeah, you can't have it all.

Call Her Daddy
Chelsea Handler: Drugs, Dog Parks, & Dick Appointments

So take it or leave it. Yeah, you can't have it all.

Call Her Daddy
Chelsea Handler: Drugs, Dog Parks, & Dick Appointments

So take it or leave it. Yeah, you can't have it all.

Call Her Daddy
Chelsea Handler: Drugs, Dog Parks, & Dick Appointments

I think certain people bring out toxicity. You know what I mean? Like certain dynamics are toxic. So like you don't belong with certain people because they bring out the worst in you. You bring out the worst in them. Give me an example. I had an ex-boyfriend. We dated for a couple of years and we had a very toxic, very... Like, like I would look through his phone. He cheated on me.

Call Her Daddy
Chelsea Handler: Drugs, Dog Parks, & Dick Appointments

I think certain people bring out toxicity. You know what I mean? Like certain dynamics are toxic. So like you don't belong with certain people because they bring out the worst in you. You bring out the worst in them. Give me an example. I had an ex-boyfriend. We dated for a couple of years and we had a very toxic, very... Like, like I would look through his phone. He cheated on me.

Call Her Daddy
Chelsea Handler: Drugs, Dog Parks, & Dick Appointments

I think certain people bring out toxicity. You know what I mean? Like certain dynamics are toxic. So like you don't belong with certain people because they bring out the worst in you. You bring out the worst in them. Give me an example. I had an ex-boyfriend. We dated for a couple of years and we had a very toxic, very... Like, like I would look through his phone. He cheated on me.

Call Her Daddy
Chelsea Handler: Drugs, Dog Parks, & Dick Appointments

He would be out all hours. I'd be paranoid about it. I, it was, it was the worst version of me that I've ever experienced. I remember I was, I was filming, I was shooting Chelsea lately at the time I was working on that show. And I, I would be so consumed about when he was going to call and, and how late he was out at night.

Call Her Daddy
Chelsea Handler: Drugs, Dog Parks, & Dick Appointments

He would be out all hours. I'd be paranoid about it. I, it was, it was the worst version of me that I've ever experienced. I remember I was, I was filming, I was shooting Chelsea lately at the time I was working on that show. And I, I would be so consumed about when he was going to call and, and how late he was out at night.

Call Her Daddy
Chelsea Handler: Drugs, Dog Parks, & Dick Appointments

He would be out all hours. I'd be paranoid about it. I, it was, it was the worst version of me that I've ever experienced. I remember I was, I was filming, I was shooting Chelsea lately at the time I was working on that show. And I, I would be so consumed about when he was going to call and, and how late he was out at night.

Call Her Daddy
Chelsea Handler: Drugs, Dog Parks, & Dick Appointments

Cause he lived in New York and I lived in LA and, and we had this great chemistry. So we had so much fun together and it was, and then, but it was toxic and there was gamesmanship and he didn't want to be controlled. And I was trying to control him. And you know, That's the worst. None of that works ever. You can't ever try to control anyone. And if anyone's going to cheat, they're going to.

Call Her Daddy
Chelsea Handler: Drugs, Dog Parks, & Dick Appointments

Cause he lived in New York and I lived in LA and, and we had this great chemistry. So we had so much fun together and it was, and then, but it was toxic and there was gamesmanship and he didn't want to be controlled. And I was trying to control him. And you know, That's the worst. None of that works ever. You can't ever try to control anyone. And if anyone's going to cheat, they're going to.

Call Her Daddy
Chelsea Handler: Drugs, Dog Parks, & Dick Appointments

Cause he lived in New York and I lived in LA and, and we had this great chemistry. So we had so much fun together and it was, and then, but it was toxic and there was gamesmanship and he didn't want to be controlled. And I was trying to control him. And you know, That's the worst. None of that works ever. You can't ever try to control anyone. And if anyone's going to cheat, they're going to.

Call Her Daddy
Chelsea Handler: Drugs, Dog Parks, & Dick Appointments

They're not going to not because you're calling them. Are you talking about 50 Cent? No, no, no. He was beautiful. He was a sweetheart. He was so sweet. Yeah. I bring it up every time I talk to you. A lot of people bring that up. People seem to really like that story. I wonder why. Why do you think that is? I just think...

Call Her Daddy
Chelsea Handler: Drugs, Dog Parks, & Dick Appointments

They're not going to not because you're calling them. Are you talking about 50 Cent? No, no, no. He was beautiful. He was a sweetheart. He was so sweet. Yeah. I bring it up every time I talk to you. A lot of people bring that up. People seem to really like that story. I wonder why. Why do you think that is? I just think...