Chelsea Handler

I'm happy. I'm just happy. My life is so fun. I'm happy that I get to do what I love to do, that I like my family for the most part. There are a couple, you know, but that I have this life that I've created. What happened with Jane Fonda? Jane Fonda, the book, there's a story in the book. where Jane Fonda calls me over to her house, summons me, quite frankly.

I'm happy. I'm just happy. My life is so fun. I'm happy that I get to do what I love to do, that I like my family for the most part. There are a couple, you know, but that I have this life that I've created. What happened with Jane Fonda? Jane Fonda, the book, there's a story in the book. where Jane Fonda calls me over to her house, summons me, quite frankly.

I'm happy. I'm just happy. My life is so fun. I'm happy that I get to do what I love to do, that I like my family for the most part. There are a couple, you know, but that I have this life that I've created. What happened with Jane Fonda? Jane Fonda, the book, there's a story in the book. where Jane Fonda calls me over to her house, summons me, quite frankly.

This is like, I don't know how, I have no sense of time, so maybe 15 years ago. Summoned me to her house. And no, it was 10 years ago. It was 10 years ago because I was 40 and I'm about to turn 50. So she summoned me to her house. She sent me an email and said, Chelsea, I'd like to talk to you about something. And it was a stern tone in the email.

This is like, I don't know how, I have no sense of time, so maybe 15 years ago. Summoned me to her house. And no, it was 10 years ago. It was 10 years ago because I was 40 and I'm about to turn 50. So she summoned me to her house. She sent me an email and said, Chelsea, I'd like to talk to you about something. And it was a stern tone in the email.

This is like, I don't know how, I have no sense of time, so maybe 15 years ago. Summoned me to her house. And no, it was 10 years ago. It was 10 years ago because I was 40 and I'm about to turn 50. So she summoned me to her house. She sent me an email and said, Chelsea, I'd like to talk to you about something. And it was a stern tone in the email.

And I was like, she's like, are you free for dinner? And I'm like, sure, absolutely. It's Jane Fonda. I'm always free for you. When? When? And she's like, tonight, actually, it's 7.30. I'll see you at my house. And I'm like, uh-oh. Like, what? Oh, fuck. I was like, what is this about? And my best friend at the time, I was like, what do you think? She's like, I don't know. That's so weird.

And I was like, she's like, are you free for dinner? And I'm like, sure, absolutely. It's Jane Fonda. I'm always free for you. When? When? And she's like, tonight, actually, it's 7.30. I'll see you at my house. And I'm like, uh-oh. Like, what? Oh, fuck. I was like, what is this about? And my best friend at the time, I was like, what do you think? She's like, I don't know. That's so weird.

And I was like, she's like, are you free for dinner? And I'm like, sure, absolutely. It's Jane Fonda. I'm always free for you. When? When? And she's like, tonight, actually, it's 7.30. I'll see you at my house. And I'm like, uh-oh. Like, what? Oh, fuck. I was like, what is this about? And my best friend at the time, I was like, what do you think? She's like, I don't know. That's so weird.

I'm like, can you come with me? And she's like, I'm not invited. I'm like, I know. So I get to her house. And I had been to her party. I think it was her birthday party. She had a party of some sort. And I had been to her party, like, months and months earlier. And she goes, you were terrible at that party. She goes, I don't know what drugs you were on. You insulted multiple people.

I'm like, can you come with me? And she's like, I'm not invited. I'm like, I know. So I get to her house. And I had been to her party. I think it was her birthday party. She had a party of some sort. And I had been to her party, like, months and months earlier. And she goes, you were terrible at that party. She goes, I don't know what drugs you were on. You insulted multiple people.

I'm like, can you come with me? And she's like, I'm not invited. I'm like, I know. So I get to her house. And I had been to her party. I think it was her birthday party. She had a party of some sort. And I had been to her party, like, months and months earlier. And she goes, you were terrible at that party. She goes, I don't know what drugs you were on. You insulted multiple people.

You were a dark cloud hanging over the party. The whole conversation is in the book, so I'm probably paraphrasing. And I was... mortified obviously and I she wasn't wrong I don't even you know I barely remember that party I was on drugs I'm sure who knows which ones and I and I had just started therapy. I had just began therapy.

You were a dark cloud hanging over the party. The whole conversation is in the book, so I'm probably paraphrasing. And I was... mortified obviously and I she wasn't wrong I don't even you know I barely remember that party I was on drugs I'm sure who knows which ones and I and I had just started therapy. I had just began therapy.

You were a dark cloud hanging over the party. The whole conversation is in the book, so I'm probably paraphrasing. And I was... mortified obviously and I she wasn't wrong I don't even you know I barely remember that party I was on drugs I'm sure who knows which ones and I and I had just started therapy. I had just began therapy.

Thank God, because one of the first things you learn in therapy is like, if you are defensive about anything, then you're wrong or lying. You know what I mean? Like if you're right, you don't have to defend yourself.

Thank God, because one of the first things you learn in therapy is like, if you are defensive about anything, then you're wrong or lying. You know what I mean? Like if you're right, you don't have to defend yourself.

Thank God, because one of the first things you learn in therapy is like, if you are defensive about anything, then you're wrong or lying. You know what I mean? Like if you're right, you don't have to defend yourself.

Yeah, like your vagina, like you just did that with your vagina. And I was sitting there across from her and I was like, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, I'm mortified. This is so humiliating. And I was like, and I just said, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I don't know what was wrong with me. And you're right. I was terrible that night, I'm sure, because I don't really remember much of it.

Yeah, like your vagina, like you just did that with your vagina. And I was sitting there across from her and I was like, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, I'm mortified. This is so humiliating. And I was like, and I just said, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I don't know what was wrong with me. And you're right. I was terrible that night, I'm sure, because I don't really remember much of it.