Chelsea Handler

She said – and by the way, I don't even want that. Why do you want a paw? What for? Is that cute? I don't think that's cute. No, it's good for training. Sit, paw, treat. Sit is fine. I just want them to not attack anyone. That's all I want is for my dogs to behave – and be friendly to little children when they come and pet them. True. And not attack anyone.

She said – and by the way, I don't even want that. Why do you want a paw? What for? Is that cute? I don't think that's cute. No, it's good for training. Sit, paw, treat. Sit is fine. I just want them to not attack anyone. That's all I want is for my dogs to behave – and be friendly to little children when they come and pet them. True. And not attack anyone.

And I don't need them to run and do tricks and lie down and spin. It's all so dumb. It's a little circus-y. Yeah. Are you having sex in the room with your dogs? Oh, that's a great question. My dog comes on the bed and he's so agile. He's big and furry and he looks like he weighs like... I mean, he does weigh like 65 pounds, but... When he jumps up on the bed, you can never hear him.

And I don't need them to run and do tricks and lie down and spin. It's all so dumb. It's a little circus-y. Yeah. Are you having sex in the room with your dogs? Oh, that's a great question. My dog comes on the bed and he's so agile. He's big and furry and he looks like he weighs like... I mean, he does weigh like 65 pounds, but... When he jumps up on the bed, you can never hear him.

And I don't need them to run and do tricks and lie down and spin. It's all so dumb. It's a little circus-y. Yeah. Are you having sex in the room with your dogs? Oh, that's a great question. My dog comes on the bed and he's so agile. He's big and furry and he looks like he weighs like... I mean, he does weigh like 65 pounds, but... When he jumps up on the bed, you can never hear him.

So I, so all of a sudden we'll be having sex and we'll look up and Doug is just like this. And I'm like, oh my God, Doug, I can't have him see his mother like giving a blow job. Do you know what I mean? I don't want him to like.

So I, so all of a sudden we'll be having sex and we'll look up and Doug is just like this. And I'm like, oh my God, Doug, I can't have him see his mother like giving a blow job. Do you know what I mean? I don't want him to like.

So I, so all of a sudden we'll be having sex and we'll look up and Doug is just like this. And I'm like, oh my God, Doug, I can't have him see his mother like giving a blow job. Do you know what I mean? I don't want him to like.

But the look on their face is like, they're like, what is happening here? They're like inquisitive. They're like, huh? Yeah, yeah. Like, am I a part of this or am I not a part? It's like, you're definitely not a part of this. And I need you to actually get the fuck off the bed because this is weird.

But the look on their face is like, they're like, what is happening here? They're like inquisitive. They're like, huh? Yeah, yeah. Like, am I a part of this or am I not a part? It's like, you're definitely not a part of this. And I need you to actually get the fuck off the bed because this is weird.

But the look on their face is like, they're like, what is happening here? They're like inquisitive. They're like, huh? Yeah, yeah. Like, am I a part of this or am I not a part? It's like, you're definitely not a part of this. And I need you to actually get the fuck off the bed because this is weird.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, maybe you should go to the doctor. No, it's good. Do you know that it's a good smell that he's smelling? I know.

Well, maybe you should go to the doctor. No, it's good. Do you know that it's a good smell that he's smelling? I know.

Well, maybe you should go to the doctor. No, it's good. Do you know that it's a good smell that he's smelling? I know.

I'm just fucking psyched. Yeah.

I'm just fucking psyched. Yeah.

I'm just fucking psyched. Yeah.