Chelsea Handler

Well, there was another guy that was walking up, luckily, because then he heard him. He goes, whoa, whoa, whoa. Like, do you need any backup here? And I'm like, no, no. I just have a crazy gay I'm dealing with right now. And then the guy, the gay guy got in his minivan and started taking pictures of me and I started smiling and waving. I was like, hi.

And then I was like, should we get one together? You know, like he was gonna report me or something.

And then I was like, should we get one together? You know, like he was gonna report me or something.

And then I was like, should we get one together? You know, like he was gonna report me or something.

Oh, oh. So I don't know. I don't, yeah, I'm not into dog parks. Listen, I don't really, I don't even walk my dog. Okay. Like I, let's be honest.

Oh, oh. So I don't know. I don't, yeah, I'm not into dog parks. Listen, I don't really, I don't even walk my dog. Okay. Like I, let's be honest.

Oh, oh. So I don't know. I don't, yeah, I'm not into dog parks. Listen, I don't really, I don't even walk my dog. Okay. Like I, let's be honest.

Yeah, I guess. I mean, I find dog talking, like, I find dog jargon very irritating. Huh. who are obsessed with their animals. Listen, I'm obsessed with my animal. I am showing pictures of him. I'm totally guilty of it as well. So it's very hypocritical, but I still don't like it. I have a dog person in Whistler that takes my dog on three-hour hikes every day.

Yeah, I guess. I mean, I find dog talking, like, I find dog jargon very irritating. Huh. who are obsessed with their animals. Listen, I'm obsessed with my animal. I am showing pictures of him. I'm totally guilty of it as well. So it's very hypocritical, but I still don't like it. I have a dog person in Whistler that takes my dog on three-hour hikes every day.

Yeah, I guess. I mean, I find dog talking, like, I find dog jargon very irritating. Huh. who are obsessed with their animals. Listen, I'm obsessed with my animal. I am showing pictures of him. I'm totally guilty of it as well. So it's very hypocritical, but I still don't like it. I have a dog person in Whistler that takes my dog on three-hour hikes every day.

And the way she talks about dogs, I just have to tune out. You know what I mean? The first time I met a dog trainer in Whistler, this isn't who I have now. Who I have now, Abby, who's very cool. But I had a woman who came... And she said, okay, what are you looking today? The first session will be a discovery session. And I'm like, okay, let me cancel this meeting. I'm not dealing with you.

And the way she talks about dogs, I just have to tune out. You know what I mean? The first time I met a dog trainer in Whistler, this isn't who I have now. Who I have now, Abby, who's very cool. But I had a woman who came... And she said, okay, what are you looking today? The first session will be a discovery session. And I'm like, okay, let me cancel this meeting. I'm not dealing with you.

And the way she talks about dogs, I just have to tune out. You know what I mean? The first time I met a dog trainer in Whistler, this isn't who I have now. Who I have now, Abby, who's very cool. But I had a woman who came... And she said, okay, what are you looking today? The first session will be a discovery session. And I'm like, okay, let me cancel this meeting. I'm not dealing with you.

And then she sent me links to YouTube videos to watch recall videos about how I was going. I'm like, listen, bitch, I'm not training him. You are. So you watch the video and then let me know what to do because we're not doing it together.

And then she sent me links to YouTube videos to watch recall videos about how I was going. I'm like, listen, bitch, I'm not training him. You are. So you watch the video and then let me know what to do because we're not doing it together.

And then she sent me links to YouTube videos to watch recall videos about how I was going. I'm like, listen, bitch, I'm not training him. You are. So you watch the video and then let me know what to do because we're not doing it together.

Seriously.

Seriously.

Seriously.

She said – and by the way, I don't even want that. Why do you want a paw? What for? Is that cute? I don't think that's cute. No, it's good for training. Sit, paw, treat. Sit is fine. I just want them to not attack anyone. That's all I want is for my dogs to behave – and be friendly to little children when they come and pet them. True. And not attack anyone.