Chelsea Handler

And I walk in and I'm like looking around to see if the people with the dogs are anywhere. And some guy screams at me going, shut the door now. Or shut the gate. Shut the gate. And you know, it's like they have two gates to get into the dog park. One and then. And I looked at him like I'm five feet away from the gate.

And I walk in and I'm like looking around to see if the people with the dogs are anywhere. And some guy screams at me going, shut the door now. Or shut the gate. Shut the gate. And you know, it's like they have two gates to get into the dog park. One and then. And I looked at him like I'm five feet away from the gate.

And I walk in and I'm like looking around to see if the people with the dogs are anywhere. And some guy screams at me going, shut the door now. Or shut the gate. Shut the gate. And you know, it's like they have two gates to get into the dog park. One and then. And I looked at him like I'm five feet away from the gate.

There are no dogs anywhere except for him and his two dogs, which he has on leashes. And he's like 50 yards away screaming. And I'm like, are you talking? I'm like, sir. Shut the fuck up. Can you please relax? And he's charging towards me. And I'm like, sir, calm down. He goes, it just takes two seconds for one of these dogs to get out on the street and get hit on Barrington. And then what?

There are no dogs anywhere except for him and his two dogs, which he has on leashes. And he's like 50 yards away screaming. And I'm like, are you talking? I'm like, sir. Shut the fuck up. Can you please relax? And he's charging towards me. And I'm like, sir, calm down. He goes, it just takes two seconds for one of these dogs to get out on the street and get hit on Barrington. And then what?

There are no dogs anywhere except for him and his two dogs, which he has on leashes. And he's like 50 yards away screaming. And I'm like, are you talking? I'm like, sir. Shut the fuck up. Can you please relax? And he's charging towards me. And I'm like, sir, calm down. He goes, it just takes two seconds for one of these dogs to get out on the street and get hit on Barrington. And then what?

And I'm like, sir, something happened to you today and it has nothing to do with me. So please stop talking to me. And I go, and stop looking at me, actually. You're freaking me out. And I'm looking at my phone trying to figure out if I'm at the wrong dog park because there's two kind of catty corner. Yeah, yeah. Don't say catty corner, but...

And I'm like, sir, something happened to you today and it has nothing to do with me. So please stop talking to me. And I go, and stop looking at me, actually. You're freaking me out. And I'm looking at my phone trying to figure out if I'm at the wrong dog park because there's two kind of catty corner. Yeah, yeah. Don't say catty corner, but...

And I'm like, sir, something happened to you today and it has nothing to do with me. So please stop talking to me. And I go, and stop looking at me, actually. You're freaking me out. And I'm looking at my phone trying to figure out if I'm at the wrong dog park because there's two kind of catty corner. Yeah, yeah. Don't say catty corner, but...

And so I'm looking down and then he goes, all of you celebrities think you can just get away with murder. And then I looked up on behalf of celebrities everywhere. I was offended. Do you know what I mean? And I looked up, I go, I'm sorry, sir. That's really uncalled for. I said, there are no dogs here except for yours that are on leashes. I'm close to the gate. No dog could run past me.

And so I'm looking down and then he goes, all of you celebrities think you can just get away with murder. And then I looked up on behalf of celebrities everywhere. I was offended. Do you know what I mean? And I looked up, I go, I'm sorry, sir. That's really uncalled for. I said, there are no dogs here except for yours that are on leashes. I'm close to the gate. No dog could run past me.

And so I'm looking down and then he goes, all of you celebrities think you can just get away with murder. And then I looked up on behalf of celebrities everywhere. I was offended. Do you know what I mean? And I looked up, I go, I'm sorry, sir. That's really uncalled for. I said, there are no dogs here except for yours that are on leashes. I'm close to the gate. No dog could run past me.

And he goes, you're a whore, Chelsea Handler. What the fuck? You're a whore.

And he goes, you're a whore, Chelsea Handler. What the fuck? You're a whore.

And he goes, you're a whore, Chelsea Handler. What the fuck? You're a whore.

And then I realized he was gay on top of it, which was a double whoopsie doodle. Because I'm like, first of all, I think I've proven my allyship for fucking since I was before I was born. And obviously no straight man is screaming like that at a dog park. You know what I mean? No straight man is like, get out of here.

And then I realized he was gay on top of it, which was a double whoopsie doodle. Because I'm like, first of all, I think I've proven my allyship for fucking since I was before I was born. And obviously no straight man is screaming like that at a dog park. You know what I mean? No straight man is like, get out of here.

And then I realized he was gay on top of it, which was a double whoopsie doodle. Because I'm like, first of all, I think I've proven my allyship for fucking since I was before I was born. And obviously no straight man is screaming like that at a dog park. You know what I mean? No straight man is like, get out of here.

Well, there was another guy that was walking up, luckily, because then he heard him. He goes, whoa, whoa, whoa. Like, do you need any backup here? And I'm like, no, no. I just have a crazy gay I'm dealing with right now. And then the guy, the gay guy got in his minivan and started taking pictures of me and I started smiling and waving. I was like, hi.

Well, there was another guy that was walking up, luckily, because then he heard him. He goes, whoa, whoa, whoa. Like, do you need any backup here? And I'm like, no, no. I just have a crazy gay I'm dealing with right now. And then the guy, the gay guy got in his minivan and started taking pictures of me and I started smiling and waving. I was like, hi.