Chelsea Handler

You know, like I started having boyfriends when I was 13, 14 years old, having sex like when I was 14, 15 years old. And then I just went off the rails pretty much. My teenage years were like pregnant, stuff like that.

No, no. My parents basically were like, come with us. You're getting an abortion. And I was like, what do you mean?

No, no. My parents basically were like, come with us. You're getting an abortion. And I was like, what do you mean?

No, no. My parents basically were like, come with us. You're getting an abortion. And I was like, what do you mean?

Any state. It was legal everywhere. Like, you know, it was Massachusetts, so I got an abortion there. I think I got one in New Jersey, too. I had a couple of abortions with the same boyfriend each time. It was the same guy. But my parents were horrified by my behavior. They were like, I was excited. The first time I got pregnant, I'm like, this is great. I'll have a baby.

Any state. It was legal everywhere. Like, you know, it was Massachusetts, so I got an abortion there. I think I got one in New Jersey, too. I had a couple of abortions with the same boyfriend each time. It was the same guy. But my parents were horrified by my behavior. They were like, I was excited. The first time I got pregnant, I'm like, this is great. I'll have a baby.

Any state. It was legal everywhere. Like, you know, it was Massachusetts, so I got an abortion there. I think I got one in New Jersey, too. I had a couple of abortions with the same boyfriend each time. It was the same guy. But my parents were horrified by my behavior. They were like, I was excited. The first time I got pregnant, I'm like, this is great. I'll have a baby.

Hopefully it will be twins. Like I can raise a family. I had a black boyfriend. I was like Tyshawn. Meanwhile, he ended up going to prison for 10 years for being a drug dealer.

Hopefully it will be twins. Like I can raise a family. I had a black boyfriend. I was like Tyshawn. Meanwhile, he ended up going to prison for 10 years for being a drug dealer.

Hopefully it will be twins. Like I can raise a family. I had a black boyfriend. I was like Tyshawn. Meanwhile, he ended up going to prison for 10 years for being a drug dealer.

Was he a drug dealer? Yeah. And so I was just that kind of teenager, really out of control, really rebellious. My brother died when I was nine. And then like after that period of time, I was just – I was rebellious, like rebellious. Mad, angry, and no outlet. And so I just did anything I could to piss my parents off, especially my father. I had like a specific issue with him.

Was he a drug dealer? Yeah. And so I was just that kind of teenager, really out of control, really rebellious. My brother died when I was nine. And then like after that period of time, I was just – I was rebellious, like rebellious. Mad, angry, and no outlet. And so I just did anything I could to piss my parents off, especially my father. I had like a specific issue with him.

Was he a drug dealer? Yeah. And so I was just that kind of teenager, really out of control, really rebellious. My brother died when I was nine. And then like after that period of time, I was just – I was rebellious, like rebellious. Mad, angry, and no outlet. And so I just did anything I could to piss my parents off, especially my father. I had like a specific issue with him.

I'm the opposite of my father.

I'm the opposite of my father.

I'm the opposite of my father.

Oh, yeah. My father was dishonest. My father was a bit of a shyster. I'm very honest. I'm very truthful. I'm very generous with money, with anything I have. I want to help people. He was very selfish. He wouldn't give money away. He would try to cheat people for money. So he wasn't like a criminal, but he wasn't morally bad.

Oh, yeah. My father was dishonest. My father was a bit of a shyster. I'm very honest. I'm very truthful. I'm very generous with money, with anything I have. I want to help people. He was very selfish. He wouldn't give money away. He would try to cheat people for money. So he wasn't like a criminal, but he wasn't morally bad.

Oh, yeah. My father was dishonest. My father was a bit of a shyster. I'm very honest. I'm very truthful. I'm very generous with money, with anything I have. I want to help people. He was very selfish. He wouldn't give money away. He would try to cheat people for money. So he wasn't like a criminal, but he wasn't morally bad.

bound to like being a good guy you know what I mean he was just a little but he was also you know he was a family man he loved we were never short on love there was neglect but it wasn't like I felt unloved I just was very um upset a that my brother died my father fell apart after that that was really upsetting so it was like two men in a row that just like ditched me and