Chelsea Handler

Yeah, my dad just was a used car dealer. So I'm not even sure how he got that house, but he got it. And he – my sister and I went – oh, there was this guy. His name was –

Yeah, my dad just was a used car dealer. So I'm not even sure how he got that house, but he got it. And he – my sister and I went – oh, there was this guy. His name was –

Yeah, my dad just was a used car dealer. So I'm not even sure how he got that house, but he got it. And he – my sister and I went – oh, there was this guy. His name was –

uh justin chu i believe japanese guy no no american he looked like brad pitt that's what was so interesting about the whole thing so he was at this hotel in martha's vineyard and i would go there i was like uh probably 10 but passing as like 15 16 yeah long 10 a tall 10 yeah 10 had boobs everything's coming together great and i would go to this hotel pool and just like cruise you know for guys like at 10 years old i was like i gotta find a boyfriend you know

uh justin chu i believe japanese guy no no american he looked like brad pitt that's what was so interesting about the whole thing so he was at this hotel in martha's vineyard and i would go there i was like uh probably 10 but passing as like 15 16 yeah long 10 a tall 10 yeah 10 had boobs everything's coming together great and i would go to this hotel pool and just like cruise you know for guys like at 10 years old i was like i gotta find a boyfriend you know

uh justin chu i believe japanese guy no no american he looked like brad pitt that's what was so interesting about the whole thing so he was at this hotel in martha's vineyard and i would go there i was like uh probably 10 but passing as like 15 16 yeah long 10 a tall 10 yeah 10 had boobs everything's coming together great and i would go to this hotel pool and just like cruise you know for guys like at 10 years old i was like i gotta find a boyfriend you know

And who are these other people that are on vacation? And this guy looked like Brad Pitt. He was so good looking. And I was, you know, flirting with him. And, oh, no, maybe I was 11, maybe I was 12. I don't know. I probably wasn't 10, but I was young, young, too young to be on a date probably. And I went on a date with him and a very, you know, like innocent date.

And who are these other people that are on vacation? And this guy looked like Brad Pitt. He was so good looking. And I was, you know, flirting with him. And, oh, no, maybe I was 11, maybe I was 12. I don't know. I probably wasn't 10, but I was young, young, too young to be on a date probably. And I went on a date with him and a very, you know, like innocent date.

And who are these other people that are on vacation? And this guy looked like Brad Pitt. He was so good looking. And I was, you know, flirting with him. And, oh, no, maybe I was 11, maybe I was 12. I don't know. I probably wasn't 10, but I was young, young, too young to be on a date probably. And I went on a date with him and a very, you know, like innocent date.

Just went out somewhere in Martha's Vineyard. Like there was a lot of kids hanging around at night. So I'm sure we were just like walking through Main Street or something. With the Kennedys or something probably? Something pretty innocent. And then he kissed me when I came back. He kissed me and he put his tongue in my mouth. And I had never been more repulsed in my life. My sister picked me up.

Just went out somewhere in Martha's Vineyard. Like there was a lot of kids hanging around at night. So I'm sure we were just like walking through Main Street or something. With the Kennedys or something probably? Something pretty innocent. And then he kissed me when I came back. He kissed me and he put his tongue in my mouth. And I had never been more repulsed in my life. My sister picked me up.

Just went out somewhere in Martha's Vineyard. Like there was a lot of kids hanging around at night. So I'm sure we were just like walking through Main Street or something. With the Kennedys or something probably? Something pretty innocent. And then he kissed me when I came back. He kissed me and he put his tongue in my mouth. And I had never been more repulsed in my life. My sister picked me up.

My older sister Simone picked me up at the Harborview Hotel. And I got in the car and I'm like, I'm a lesbian. I can't believe how disgusting that was. I can't believe some man just put his tongue in my mouth. And she's like, everyone thinks that the first time. Like you're going to like that when you're older. You're just too young. And I'm like, I'll never like that. And I'm a lesbian.

My older sister Simone picked me up at the Harborview Hotel. And I got in the car and I'm like, I'm a lesbian. I can't believe how disgusting that was. I can't believe some man just put his tongue in my mouth. And she's like, everyone thinks that the first time. Like you're going to like that when you're older. You're just too young. And I'm like, I'll never like that. And I'm a lesbian.

My older sister Simone picked me up at the Harborview Hotel. And I got in the car and I'm like, I'm a lesbian. I can't believe how disgusting that was. I can't believe some man just put his tongue in my mouth. And she's like, everyone thinks that the first time. Like you're going to like that when you're older. You're just too young. And I'm like, I'll never like that. And I'm a lesbian.

And she's like, you're not going to like what that entails either. Like if you didn't like a tongue in your mouth, you're certainly not going to like a pussy in your mouth. So she wasn't wrong. I do like men and I've continued to like them since that time. But yeah, it wasn't a, yeah. And then after that, I was very fast.

And she's like, you're not going to like what that entails either. Like if you didn't like a tongue in your mouth, you're certainly not going to like a pussy in your mouth. So she wasn't wrong. I do like men and I've continued to like them since that time. But yeah, it wasn't a, yeah. And then after that, I was very fast.

And she's like, you're not going to like what that entails either. Like if you didn't like a tongue in your mouth, you're certainly not going to like a pussy in your mouth. So she wasn't wrong. I do like men and I've continued to like them since that time. But yeah, it wasn't a, yeah. And then after that, I was very fast.

You know, like I started having boyfriends when I was 13, 14 years old, having sex like when I was 14, 15 years old. And then I just went off the rails pretty much. My teenage years were like pregnant, stuff like that.

You know, like I started having boyfriends when I was 13, 14 years old, having sex like when I was 14, 15 years old. And then I just went off the rails pretty much. My teenage years were like pregnant, stuff like that.