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Chelsea Handler

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3272 total appearances

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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#570 - Chelsea Handler

Yeah. And when you're the last one, you are you absorb. First of all, you grow up in two seconds because everyone else is fucking and smoking weed and you're hearing conversations that little children aren't supposed to hear. So you're mature right away because you're like, oh, yeah, like, you know, I knew about anal sex when I was like six. I was like, God, I can't wait to try that.

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#570 - Chelsea Handler

Yeah. And when you're the last one, you are you absorb. First of all, you grow up in two seconds because everyone else is fucking and smoking weed and you're hearing conversations that little children aren't supposed to hear. So you're mature right away because you're like, oh, yeah, like, you know, I knew about anal sex when I was like six. I was like, God, I can't wait to try that.

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#570 - Chelsea Handler

Yeah. And when you're the last one, you are you absorb. First of all, you grow up in two seconds because everyone else is fucking and smoking weed and you're hearing conversations that little children aren't supposed to hear. So you're mature right away because you're like, oh, yeah, like, you know, I knew about anal sex when I was like six. I was like, God, I can't wait to try that.

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#570 - Chelsea Handler

You know, like you're you're just mature in different ways. And, you know, not that anal is a sign of maturity, but, you know, it's one sign of just knowing too much too soon.

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#570 - Chelsea Handler

You know, like you're you're just mature in different ways. And, you know, not that anal is a sign of maturity, but, you know, it's one sign of just knowing too much too soon.

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#570 - Chelsea Handler

You know, like you're you're just mature in different ways. And, you know, not that anal is a sign of maturity, but, you know, it's one sign of just knowing too much too soon.

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#570 - Chelsea Handler

Well, yeah, and for some people. But I definitely had childlike experiences for sure. And I had my brothers and sisters were all pretty tight. So they kind of did raise me and they kind of brought me along with them to many like different things. But I was always ahead of my age group.

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#570 - Chelsea Handler

Well, yeah, and for some people. But I definitely had childlike experiences for sure. And I had my brothers and sisters were all pretty tight. So they kind of did raise me and they kind of brought me along with them to many like different things. But I was always ahead of my age group.

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#570 - Chelsea Handler

Well, yeah, and for some people. But I definitely had childlike experiences for sure. And I had my brothers and sisters were all pretty tight. So they kind of did raise me and they kind of brought me along with them to many like different things. But I was always ahead of my age group.

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#570 - Chelsea Handler

And even when I dated guys in high school, like it was illegal, the men that I was dating, you know, they were in their 20s and I was a teenager. Like I could totally put them in jail for statutory rape, except I seduced all of them. You know, there's nothing I would ever do. It's like it's my fault when people like it's not your fault. These men should never have been with a girl that age.

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#570 - Chelsea Handler

And even when I dated guys in high school, like it was illegal, the men that I was dating, you know, they were in their 20s and I was a teenager. Like I could totally put them in jail for statutory rape, except I seduced all of them. You know, there's nothing I would ever do. It's like it's my fault when people like it's not your fault. These men should never have been with a girl that age.

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#570 - Chelsea Handler

And even when I dated guys in high school, like it was illegal, the men that I was dating, you know, they were in their 20s and I was a teenager. Like I could totally put them in jail for statutory rape, except I seduced all of them. You know, there's nothing I would ever do. It's like it's my fault when people like it's not your fault. These men should never have been with a girl that age.

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#570 - Chelsea Handler

I'm like, you don't understand what I was like when I was fucking 16. I was like 45. So they didn't have a chance.

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#570 - Chelsea Handler

I'm like, you don't understand what I was like when I was fucking 16. I was like 45. So they didn't have a chance.

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#570 - Chelsea Handler

I'm like, you don't understand what I was like when I was fucking 16. I was like 45. So they didn't have a chance.

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#570 - Chelsea Handler

I remember going to Martha's Vineyard. My parents had a summer house at Martha's Vineyard. That makes it sound like we were really wealthy. We were.

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#570 - Chelsea Handler

I remember going to Martha's Vineyard. My parents had a summer house at Martha's Vineyard. That makes it sound like we were really wealthy. We were.

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#570 - Chelsea Handler

I remember going to Martha's Vineyard. My parents had a summer house at Martha's Vineyard. That makes it sound like we were really wealthy. We were.