Chelsea

It's a full hike. Yeah. So the plan for the couple is for them to park and take this nice leisurely stroll through the park. And then he'll propose at the top. So Jane and I get out of the car and she's like, you know, I really feel like we could save some time if we find an alternate path up to the top of this overlook.

It's a full hike. Yeah. So the plan for the couple is for them to park and take this nice leisurely stroll through the park. And then he'll propose at the top. So Jane and I get out of the car and she's like, you know, I really feel like we could save some time if we find an alternate path up to the top of this overlook.

She's like, I'm looking at the map and I see that if we avoid the long winding path, we can cut straight up the side of this hill through the woods. I'm like, this is not what I signed up for today, but okay. So we make our way up this hill. I really am shocked we didn't get poison ivy. We're like pushing branches out of the way, climbing over logs. It's really intense.

She's like, I'm looking at the map and I see that if we avoid the long winding path, we can cut straight up the side of this hill through the woods. I'm like, this is not what I signed up for today, but okay. So we make our way up this hill. I really am shocked we didn't get poison ivy. We're like pushing branches out of the way, climbing over logs. It's really intense.

She's like, I'm looking at the map and I see that if we avoid the long winding path, we can cut straight up the side of this hill through the woods. I'm like, this is not what I signed up for today, but okay. So we make our way up this hill. I really am shocked we didn't get poison ivy. We're like pushing branches out of the way, climbing over logs. It's really intense.

We've got camera bags on our shoulders and it's so miserably hot outside. So I'm like, oh my gosh, we're both panting. We're most of the way up to the top. And Jane's like, I really need to find a bathroom when we get up to the top. Jane's become unhinged. It's a public park. I'm sure there's a bathroom up at the top. We're a little closer and we can now see the path.

We've got camera bags on our shoulders and it's so miserably hot outside. So I'm like, oh my gosh, we're both panting. We're most of the way up to the top. And Jane's like, I really need to find a bathroom when we get up to the top. Jane's become unhinged. It's a public park. I'm sure there's a bathroom up at the top. We're a little closer and we can now see the path.

We've got camera bags on our shoulders and it's so miserably hot outside. So I'm like, oh my gosh, we're both panting. We're most of the way up to the top. And Jane's like, I really need to find a bathroom when we get up to the top. Jane's become unhinged. It's a public park. I'm sure there's a bathroom up at the top. We're a little closer and we can now see the path.

Can I pause you for one second? I know what happened. Do you?

Can I pause you for one second? I know what happened. Do you?

Can I pause you for one second? I know what happened. Do you?

Although it is incredibly steep, so I do think it would have taken quite a lot of balancing to find a spot to appropriately go to the bathroom. But anyway, we're making our way up to the top, and she's like, no, I, like, really need to find a bathroom. I then hear the loudest stomach grumble I've ever heard in my life. Oh, my God.

Although it is incredibly steep, so I do think it would have taken quite a lot of balancing to find a spot to appropriately go to the bathroom. But anyway, we're making our way up to the top, and she's like, no, I, like, really need to find a bathroom. I then hear the loudest stomach grumble I've ever heard in my life. Oh, my God.

Although it is incredibly steep, so I do think it would have taken quite a lot of balancing to find a spot to appropriately go to the bathroom. But anyway, we're making our way up to the top, and she's like, no, I, like, really need to find a bathroom. I then hear the loudest stomach grumble I've ever heard in my life. Oh, my God.

She starts screaming, pushes her way out of the woods, runs across the wide concrete path into this little grassy clearing where there's woods behind her, but she's not under any coverage. She's out in the open. She starts halfway taking down her denim shorts and starts shitting her pants everywhere. Oh, no.

She starts screaming, pushes her way out of the woods, runs across the wide concrete path into this little grassy clearing where there's woods behind her, but she's not under any coverage. She's out in the open. She starts halfway taking down her denim shorts and starts shitting her pants everywhere. Oh, no.

She starts screaming, pushes her way out of the woods, runs across the wide concrete path into this little grassy clearing where there's woods behind her, but she's not under any coverage. She's out in the open. She starts halfway taking down her denim shorts and starts shitting her pants everywhere. Oh, no.

And she's just standing there, pants halfway off, just screaming like, oh my gosh, like, I'm so embarrassed. Don't look, don't look, I'm so embarrassed. Her face is red. You can tell she's in a lot of pain. And when I say shitting her pants, I mean, it's like liquid and spraying. Like, I've never seen diarrhea like that.

And she's just standing there, pants halfway off, just screaming like, oh my gosh, like, I'm so embarrassed. Don't look, don't look, I'm so embarrassed. Her face is red. You can tell she's in a lot of pain. And when I say shitting her pants, I mean, it's like liquid and spraying. Like, I've never seen diarrhea like that.

And she's just standing there, pants halfway off, just screaming like, oh my gosh, like, I'm so embarrassed. Don't look, don't look, I'm so embarrassed. Her face is red. You can tell she's in a lot of pain. And when I say shitting her pants, I mean, it's like liquid and spraying. Like, I've never seen diarrhea like that.