Chelsea

Yeah, it's like she couldn't control herself. She just had to get them off and start going. And the poor thing couldn't stop. It was coming in waves. So she would like have one around. She thought it was done. And then it kept coming, kept coming. So I'm just standing there in the middle of this wide concrete walking path. I don't know what to do because I don't really know this person.

Yeah, it's like she couldn't control herself. She just had to get them off and start going. And the poor thing couldn't stop. It was coming in waves. So she would like have one around. She thought it was done. And then it kept coming, kept coming. So I'm just standing there in the middle of this wide concrete walking path. I don't know what to do because I don't really know this person.

Yeah, it's like she couldn't control herself. She just had to get them off and start going. And the poor thing couldn't stop. It was coming in waves. So she would like have one around. She thought it was done. And then it kept coming, kept coming. So I'm just standing there in the middle of this wide concrete walking path. I don't know what to do because I don't really know this person.

So I'm like, do I need to walk away and give her privacy or do I need to offer her help? I just don't know what to do. She's clearly embarrassed. Yeah. She's like, you have to go find something to help us clean this up. And I'm like, okay, because we have nothing on us.

So I'm like, do I need to walk away and give her privacy or do I need to offer her help? I just don't know what to do. She's clearly embarrassed. Yeah. She's like, you have to go find something to help us clean this up. And I'm like, okay, because we have nothing on us.

So I'm like, do I need to walk away and give her privacy or do I need to offer her help? I just don't know what to do. She's clearly embarrassed. Yeah. She's like, you have to go find something to help us clean this up. And I'm like, okay, because we have nothing on us.

Her person. It's gotten all over the place. Like, it's running down the back of her legs. It's, like, in her shorts. It's a real mess. And I'm like, okay, there's probably, like, a public bathroom at this park. I can go look for something. She's like, well, before you go, can you check my phone? Because she can't check her phone because there's shit all over the place. Oh, man.

Her person. It's gotten all over the place. Like, it's running down the back of her legs. It's, like, in her shorts. It's a real mess. And I'm like, okay, there's probably, like, a public bathroom at this park. I can go look for something. She's like, well, before you go, can you check my phone? Because she can't check her phone because there's shit all over the place. Oh, man.

Her person. It's gotten all over the place. Like, it's running down the back of her legs. It's, like, in her shorts. It's a real mess. And I'm like, okay, there's probably, like, a public bathroom at this park. I can go look for something. She's like, well, before you go, can you check my phone? Because she can't check her phone because there's shit all over the place. Oh, man.

So I grab her phone and I look to see that the future groom has texted. Fuck. And said, hey, we parked in the parking lot. We're on our way up the path. Okay, so now imagine this like an action movie where there's like a timer in the corner. And we've got maybe 25 minutes to get this all cleaned up and go get in position before the couple is up at the top of the hill like ready to get engaged.

So I grab her phone and I look to see that the future groom has texted. Fuck. And said, hey, we parked in the parking lot. We're on our way up the path. Okay, so now imagine this like an action movie where there's like a timer in the corner. And we've got maybe 25 minutes to get this all cleaned up and go get in position before the couple is up at the top of the hill like ready to get engaged.

So I grab her phone and I look to see that the future groom has texted. Fuck. And said, hey, we parked in the parking lot. We're on our way up the path. Okay, so now imagine this like an action movie where there's like a timer in the corner. And we've got maybe 25 minutes to get this all cleaned up and go get in position before the couple is up at the top of the hill like ready to get engaged.

And we also don't know how fast the couple is walking. And is the couple going to pass you? Yes. So we are still about 200 or 300 yards away from the overlook, probably. But I mean, she's standing right off this path. So the couple will walk right past the spot. So I take off sprinting further down the hill to try to find a bathroom. And I finally find one. And I'm like, OK, perfect.

And we also don't know how fast the couple is walking. And is the couple going to pass you? Yes. So we are still about 200 or 300 yards away from the overlook, probably. But I mean, she's standing right off this path. So the couple will walk right past the spot. So I take off sprinting further down the hill to try to find a bathroom. And I finally find one. And I'm like, OK, perfect.

And we also don't know how fast the couple is walking. And is the couple going to pass you? Yes. So we are still about 200 or 300 yards away from the overlook, probably. But I mean, she's standing right off this path. So the couple will walk right past the spot. So I take off sprinting further down the hill to try to find a bathroom. And I finally find one. And I'm like, OK, perfect.

Try to get in. Everything's locked.

Try to get in. Everything's locked.

Try to get in. Everything's locked.

I'm like climbing on things trying to push through the window at the top can't get into this building and I have to then make a calculated decision I can keep running further down the hill but I don't know if there's a bathroom there and I also risk running into the couple and not being able to stop them in time until they come across Jane standing there covered in her own

I'm like climbing on things trying to push through the window at the top can't get into this building and I have to then make a calculated decision I can keep running further down the hill but I don't know if there's a bathroom there and I also risk running into the couple and not being able to stop them in time until they come across Jane standing there covered in her own