Chelsea

I'm like climbing on things trying to push through the window at the top can't get into this building and I have to then make a calculated decision I can keep running further down the hill but I don't know if there's a bathroom there and I also risk running into the couple and not being able to stop them in time until they come across Jane standing there covered in her own

And so I'm like, I just have to go back up to where Jane is. So I go back up the hill. Poor thing is like sticky, covered in her own poop. She is using leaves and branches to try to clean herself up. And it's 95 degrees and humid. So the smell that's wafting up into the air. This is a nightmare.

And so I'm like, I just have to go back up to where Jane is. So I go back up the hill. Poor thing is like sticky, covered in her own poop. She is using leaves and branches to try to clean herself up. And it's 95 degrees and humid. So the smell that's wafting up into the air. This is a nightmare.

And so I'm like, I just have to go back up to where Jane is. So I go back up the hill. Poor thing is like sticky, covered in her own poop. She is using leaves and branches to try to clean herself up. And it's 95 degrees and humid. So the smell that's wafting up into the air. This is a nightmare.

And so we're just kind of standing there at a loss. We have a timer ticking down and we have no way of cleaning this up because we're wearing like shorts and a tank top. Like we don't even have extra clothes on us. And Jane is certain that she doesn't have anything in her car that can help us because she just cleaned it out.

And so we're just kind of standing there at a loss. We have a timer ticking down and we have no way of cleaning this up because we're wearing like shorts and a tank top. Like we don't even have extra clothes on us. And Jane is certain that she doesn't have anything in her car that can help us because she just cleaned it out.

And so we're just kind of standing there at a loss. We have a timer ticking down and we have no way of cleaning this up because we're wearing like shorts and a tank top. Like we don't even have extra clothes on us. And Jane is certain that she doesn't have anything in her car that can help us because she just cleaned it out.

And Jane also can't just go hide in the woods and let me do it because the couple knows her personally. And so if the groom shows up to the engagement and Jane isn't there, he's going to be like red flags are going off and it could risk ruining the whole proposal. Then, out of nowhere, we hadn't seen a single soul at the park yet that day.

And Jane also can't just go hide in the woods and let me do it because the couple knows her personally. And so if the groom shows up to the engagement and Jane isn't there, he's going to be like red flags are going off and it could risk ruining the whole proposal. Then, out of nowhere, we hadn't seen a single soul at the park yet that day.

And Jane also can't just go hide in the woods and let me do it because the couple knows her personally. And so if the groom shows up to the engagement and Jane isn't there, he's going to be like red flags are going off and it could risk ruining the whole proposal. Then, out of nowhere, we hadn't seen a single soul at the park yet that day.

We look toward the direction of the overlook, and this lovely middle-aged woman is jogging in our direction. She's very fit, very in shape, and I'm like, this poor woman doesn't know what's coming. So I flag her over. I'm like, ma'am, excuse me. She gets close to us. She looks horrified, like it stinks. There's poop everywhere. She's like, what did I just run across?

We look toward the direction of the overlook, and this lovely middle-aged woman is jogging in our direction. She's very fit, very in shape, and I'm like, this poor woman doesn't know what's coming. So I flag her over. I'm like, ma'am, excuse me. She gets close to us. She looks horrified, like it stinks. There's poop everywhere. She's like, what did I just run across?

We look toward the direction of the overlook, and this lovely middle-aged woman is jogging in our direction. She's very fit, very in shape, and I'm like, this poor woman doesn't know what's coming. So I flag her over. I'm like, ma'am, excuse me. She gets close to us. She looks horrified, like it stinks. There's poop everywhere. She's like, what did I just run across?

I'm like, ma'am, we're clearly in a situation. We're photographers. We're here shooting an engagement. The couple is on their way. We have no way of cleaning up this poop. Like, do you have anything? She's looking very skeptical, but for some reason is nice enough to agree. You know, I think I have some like old beach towels or something in my car. I can run down to my car and look.

I'm like, ma'am, we're clearly in a situation. We're photographers. We're here shooting an engagement. The couple is on their way. We have no way of cleaning up this poop. Like, do you have anything? She's looking very skeptical, but for some reason is nice enough to agree. You know, I think I have some like old beach towels or something in my car. I can run down to my car and look.

I'm like, ma'am, we're clearly in a situation. We're photographers. We're here shooting an engagement. The couple is on their way. We have no way of cleaning up this poop. Like, do you have anything? She's looking very skeptical, but for some reason is nice enough to agree. You know, I think I have some like old beach towels or something in my car. I can run down to my car and look.

And I'm like, okay, but here's the catch, ma'am. You can't go down the normal path because you're going to run out of time. So I ask this poor woman to please cut down the very steep hill back down to the parking lot. And she, by some miracle, says, okay, sure.

And I'm like, okay, but here's the catch, ma'am. You can't go down the normal path because you're going to run out of time. So I ask this poor woman to please cut down the very steep hill back down to the parking lot. And she, by some miracle, says, okay, sure.

And I'm like, okay, but here's the catch, ma'am. You can't go down the normal path because you're going to run out of time. So I ask this poor woman to please cut down the very steep hill back down to the parking lot. And she, by some miracle, says, okay, sure.

Seriously, like that's Southern hospitality. She runs down the hill. Jane and I are standing there. She is so embarrassed, like can barely look me in the eyes. I'm trying to be like, it's okay, it's okay. You know, it feels like a lifetime that we're standing up there, but it was probably 10 minutes, 15 minutes. The woman comes running back up.