Chelsea

Seriously, like that's Southern hospitality. She runs down the hill. Jane and I are standing there. She is so embarrassed, like can barely look me in the eyes. I'm trying to be like, it's okay, it's okay. You know, it feels like a lifetime that we're standing up there, but it was probably 10 minutes, 15 minutes. The woman comes running back up.

Seriously, like that's Southern hospitality. She runs down the hill. Jane and I are standing there. She is so embarrassed, like can barely look me in the eyes. I'm trying to be like, it's okay, it's okay. You know, it feels like a lifetime that we're standing up there, but it was probably 10 minutes, 15 minutes. The woman comes running back up.

She has a bottle of hand sanitizer and these old musty beach towels. And she's like, yeah, you guys can obviously keep these. We don't get her name. We don't get her phone number, her address. I have no idea who she is, but we just say, thank you so much. And she takes off finishing her jog back down the path, and we never see her again. Sure.

She has a bottle of hand sanitizer and these old musty beach towels. And she's like, yeah, you guys can obviously keep these. We don't get her name. We don't get her phone number, her address. I have no idea who she is, but we just say, thank you so much. And she takes off finishing her jog back down the path, and we never see her again. Sure.

She has a bottle of hand sanitizer and these old musty beach towels. And she's like, yeah, you guys can obviously keep these. We don't get her name. We don't get her phone number, her address. I have no idea who she is, but we just say, thank you so much. And she takes off finishing her jog back down the path, and we never see her again. Sure.

She pulls her denim shorts, fastens them, turns around, and there is just, like, a huge shit stain on the back of these denim shorts. And I'm like, okay, well, we gotta go. They're five minutes away. So we make our way to the overlook, and she's like, here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna do the shoot. You're gonna take my camera. I'll get the wide-angle shots and just stay far away.

She pulls her denim shorts, fastens them, turns around, and there is just, like, a huge shit stain on the back of these denim shorts. And I'm like, okay, well, we gotta go. They're five minutes away. So we make our way to the overlook, and she's like, here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna do the shoot. You're gonna take my camera. I'll get the wide-angle shots and just stay far away.

She pulls her denim shorts, fastens them, turns around, and there is just, like, a huge shit stain on the back of these denim shorts. And I'm like, okay, well, we gotta go. They're five minutes away. So we make our way to the overlook, and she's like, here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna do the shoot. You're gonna take my camera. I'll get the wide-angle shots and just stay far away.

So I'm, like, nervous, because I'm not a real photographer. But anyway, we go hide in the bushes. The couple comes up. They get engaged. It's lovely. They're so happy. The girl is crying. I get some nice detail shots. Jane is waving at them and, like, strategically maneuvering to, like, keep her backside away from them. the whole time. And then they say thank you so much.

So I'm, like, nervous, because I'm not a real photographer. But anyway, we go hide in the bushes. The couple comes up. They get engaged. It's lovely. They're so happy. The girl is crying. I get some nice detail shots. Jane is waving at them and, like, strategically maneuvering to, like, keep her backside away from them. the whole time. And then they say thank you so much.

So I'm, like, nervous, because I'm not a real photographer. But anyway, we go hide in the bushes. The couple comes up. They get engaged. It's lovely. They're so happy. The girl is crying. I get some nice detail shots. Jane is waving at them and, like, strategically maneuvering to, like, keep her backside away from them. the whole time. And then they say thank you so much.

They take off hand in hand back down the hill.

They take off hand in hand back down the hill.

They take off hand in hand back down the hill.

No idea. And Jane had to stay far away because she smelled like shit. Anyway, we cut back down through the woods back to the car and Jane had insisted on us driving together. So she had to sit on these dirty beach towels the whole way home and it smelled like a porta potty for 40 minutes.

No idea. And Jane had to stay far away because she smelled like shit. Anyway, we cut back down through the woods back to the car and Jane had insisted on us driving together. So she had to sit on these dirty beach towels the whole way home and it smelled like a porta potty for 40 minutes.

No idea. And Jane had to stay far away because she smelled like shit. Anyway, we cut back down through the woods back to the car and Jane had insisted on us driving together. So she had to sit on these dirty beach towels the whole way home and it smelled like a porta potty for 40 minutes.

That's what we were trying to figure out. I was like, did you get food poisoning or something? Because she seemed fine after that. She dropped me back off at home and made me swear that I was never going to tell a soul.

That's what we were trying to figure out. I was like, did you get food poisoning or something? Because she seemed fine after that. She dropped me back off at home and made me swear that I was never going to tell a soul.

That's what we were trying to figure out. I was like, did you get food poisoning or something? Because she seemed fine after that. She dropped me back off at home and made me swear that I was never going to tell a soul.