Chet Waterhouse

He's like, this is your guy.

He's already on the lot.

He's 50 feet from here.

And there's so many of those.

Seth Rogen, I couldn't get to be the lead of Undeclared.

They were like, nope.

I mean, they laughed at me when I said it.

It's a weird and somewhat unfair business because –

If you if I walked into any college campus with a 19 year old Herschel Walker and went, this guy's going to carry the rock for your team, they wouldn't go get the fuck out.

They just see his quads pushing through his slacks and his guns.

And they'd go, what's his 40 time in flip flops, maybe four or four.

And how many times can you put up 220 pounds?

I don't know, because we lose count.

Like we all get bored and we go somewhere to eat.

When he gets to like 35, we go to the Applebee's and we come back and he's still doing it.

And you go, fuck, yeah, that guy's on our team.

And there's no such thing as Shaquille O'Neal walking into his high school coach's office and going, I'm going to play some.

How about you pick up a mop instead?

There is none of that.

In comedy, that's all there is.