Chloe LaBranch
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I hope you guys don't mind if I start with a light joke.
I went home with this guy the other night, and he started raping me.
But then I looked up, and I saw he had a Yale diploma hanging over his bed, and I was like, nah, he's fucking me.
I, uh... I was thinking about the, um, the women who were fucking the hijackers in 9-11.
I feel like women always give men the benefit of the doubt, you know?
They're probably like, ah, they're on a boys' trip.
As a woman, I'm really sick of pedophiles.
I'm sick of these men fucking these kids, because it's like these kids, you know?
Like 11 years when I'm not in rehab.
You know, I'm an alcoholic, but I'm not a loser.
If you have them, I'll take them.
That'll probably get me on JFL, so let's go.
We're bringing it back when I go trans.