Chloe Petz

Hello, boys.

Chloe Petz here, just analysing the big game on the weekend, Chicken City versus Egg United.

Look, it was a fantastic spectacle, a wonderful occasion.

3,000 fans turned out in style.

They were on top form.

I would say, in terms of how I played...

I was pretty ineffectual for large swathes of the game, but I sort of modelled myself on Lionel Messi, where I was kind of thinking, I'm just going to watch the game.

I'm going to see what everyone else is doing.

I'm going to find pockets of space.

So as the game progressed, I did pick up the ball a few times and I did ping a few good passes to Maisie Adam and Ellis James, for example.

in terms of how Ellis played he did have a big marathon the next day so it was quite mental that he was there and running around but he was a real impact sub and what I will say is he was an absolute mentality monster he stepped out for that penalty and he absolutely tonked it in the top corner and he looked very he was very serious he was a real bruiser is what I would say

John's performance, I think he looked very stylish in goal.

He was the only person on the pitch not wearing football boots, but instead wearing hockers.

And they were extremely large hockers and they made him look like a clown.

So when the song Sit Down by James came on and all of the outfield players had to sit down,

And only the goalies were allowed to go at each other.

It did look like a big clown running up and down the pitch, sort of flapping around.

But it was a beautiful sight to see.

And he was very brave and very strong, trying to save all the penalties at the end.

And he got his baps out.