Chris Appleton

So 20 minutes, I go in and I'm like,

hey and she's like what do you want to do and I'm like okay cool and I had all these hair pieces very prepared had all these pieces done like I thought I could put this wig on the back like a half piece it would be a quick way to change it up because I'm not like the beachy wave kind of guy I'm not like same as usual I'm always very much like who do you want to be let's kind of reinvent something let's do something different I love kind of transformation

So I was like, oh, I think these wigs could look really good, these hair pieces.

She's like, I don't like wigs.

And I was like, oh, cool, okay.

You were like, nor do I. You know what?

Nor do I. I'm like, who does?

What I meant is, I want to go home.

So I just like, oh, cool.

Okay, cool.

So you don't.

In my head, I'm like, why would you like any?

She sees me.

I was like, she sees I'm a piece of shit.

So I said, okay, cool.

So I did that thing hairdressers do where they basically just kind of like, they just move your hair.

Fuss.

They're just fuss.

They're just moving it and they're hoping something's going to happen.

So I'm just like moving it and thinking, I'm just going to touch in it.