Chris Appleton

And she's probably like, what the fuck is he doing?

Like when you're at a wedding and you feel really uneasy and you just like move your tie a lot.

And then I felt paralyzed.

I felt the fear come in through my chest, come out through like my...

arms i felt like i couldn't move and i felt like she sees me she sees this little kid she sees chris just this she knows i'm from leicester she knows i'm like stupid and just trying to who am i kidding you know she conceived me for who i am like you guys are all famous and stars i'm not and i came back to myself i came back to like adult chris instead of this like child version of myself and

And I was like, you know what?

You've never tried one of these pieces.

Let's just try it because they were all prepared and they were good.

They were fucking good.

I know they were good.

So I got one and put it on her head and she was like, oh.

She was like, oh.

And the stylist looked over.

She was like, oh, I like it.

And she was like, okay.

So I put it on her head and it was like 10 minutes.

I buried her hair underneath and off she went on the show.

And I remember I was like taking pictures of the screen.

And then she came off the stage and she looked over at me and she was like, everyone likes your wig.

And then she like carried on talking to the contestants.