Chris Brown

I couldn't even do the cheese mowing.

I said, all you can eat, Buffy, down at 38 Tong Lane.

Oh, but David, tell me about when I heard something in the kitchen and got downstairs and there was just pigeon everywhere.

from cat oh so cat have brought a pigeon in live feathers and everywhere this is a genuine question because i i've never had a cat but you know with a dog as if a dog has a drops a batch in your sitting room you can tell it off like yeah it listens but if the cat brings a pigeon in can you go oh no because they think they're doing they're doing you a favor for you but it's not

I know it's not aftershave, Chris, but a dog won't realise.

To be fair, Lolo fetched a mouse in the other day at Katie's dad's.

Is that a dog or a cat?

Cat.

No, dog.

It's a dog.

I ain't got no cat.

So much confidence as well.

I've gone, man, I've gone.

Which one's a cat again?

Which one's a dog?

He was certain, wasn't he?

Whiskers.

I know, I've only got dogs.

Yeah, her dad had put some in the garden.

What do you call them with the gross stuff?