Chris Cella

So we were just chilling there, you know, we're just going, you know, from place to place trying to, you know, find a spot to, you know, kick it and rest or whatever. And so we're smoking in there for like three, four hours. And, uh, her and, uh, my friend go into the bathroom or inside or how inside her house.

and I just kind of like sit back, and I end up like falling asleep, and I didn't realize, I was like, I woke up, and I was like, I had no idea how long I'd been asleep, like 30 seconds, 30 minutes, whatever, and there was no one in the garage, so I like knock on the garage, and I knock on the garage door, kind of peek my head in, I'm like, Hey, what are you guys doing? And she comes out.

and I just kind of like sit back, and I end up like falling asleep, and I didn't realize, I was like, I woke up, and I was like, I had no idea how long I'd been asleep, like 30 seconds, 30 minutes, whatever, and there was no one in the garage, so I like knock on the garage, and I knock on the garage door, kind of peek my head in, I'm like, Hey, what are you guys doing? And she comes out.

and I just kind of like sit back, and I end up like falling asleep, and I didn't realize, I was like, I woke up, and I was like, I had no idea how long I'd been asleep, like 30 seconds, 30 minutes, whatever, and there was no one in the garage, so I like knock on the garage, and I knock on the garage door, kind of peek my head in, I'm like, Hey, what are you guys doing? And she comes out.

She's like, close the door. I'm like, okay. And then she comes out. She's like, what are you doing in my house? My kids are in there. And I'm like, oh, my God, you have kids? And she's like, yeah, what did you steal? What did you steal? And I'm like, I didn't steal anything. And then she pulls out a handgun. Oh, my God. Yeah, and like it's this switch that flips for some people.

She's like, close the door. I'm like, okay. And then she comes out. She's like, what are you doing in my house? My kids are in there. And I'm like, oh, my God, you have kids? And she's like, yeah, what did you steal? What did you steal? And I'm like, I didn't steal anything. And then she pulls out a handgun. Oh, my God. Yeah, and like it's this switch that flips for some people.

She's like, close the door. I'm like, okay. And then she comes out. She's like, what are you doing in my house? My kids are in there. And I'm like, oh, my God, you have kids? And she's like, yeah, what did you steal? What did you steal? And I'm like, I didn't steal anything. And then she pulls out a handgun. Oh, my God. Yeah, and like it's this switch that flips for some people.

It's never happened to me, but this flip that switches and they just become a totally different, irrational, dangerous human being. And so – So this woman has a gun pointed at me, and she's like, empty your pockets, blah, blah, blah. And I went like this and pulled out. I was like, look, I didn't steal anything from you. What would I steal? I poked my head into your place for two seconds.

It's never happened to me, but this flip that switches and they just become a totally different, irrational, dangerous human being. And so – So this woman has a gun pointed at me, and she's like, empty your pockets, blah, blah, blah. And I went like this and pulled out. I was like, look, I didn't steal anything from you. What would I steal? I poked my head into your place for two seconds.

It's never happened to me, but this flip that switches and they just become a totally different, irrational, dangerous human being. And so – So this woman has a gun pointed at me, and she's like, empty your pockets, blah, blah, blah. And I went like this and pulled out. I was like, look, I didn't steal anything from you. What would I steal? I poked my head into your place for two seconds.

And I'm like, by the way, if you have your kids sleeping in there, you're kind of a shitty mom.

And I'm like, by the way, if you have your kids sleeping in there, you're kind of a shitty mom.

And I'm like, by the way, if you have your kids sleeping in there, you're kind of a shitty mom.

Yes. Yes. But I was thinking I was like, this woman isn't going to pull the trigger. It was a neighborhood that the houses were like right next to each other. The police station was like down the street.

Yes. Yes. But I was thinking I was like, this woman isn't going to pull the trigger. It was a neighborhood that the houses were like right next to each other. The police station was like down the street.

Yes. Yes. But I was thinking I was like, this woman isn't going to pull the trigger. It was a neighborhood that the houses were like right next to each other. The police station was like down the street.

I don't know what I was thinking. I was just angry and I was high too. So, you know, I'm not exactly in the best, you know, decision-making frame of mind. But anyways, so she's like, she's like, take your fucking clothes off. I want to make sure you didn't steal anything. I'm like, fuck you. Sorry. Yeah, no, no, no, please. I'm like, fuck you. You're out of your fucking mind.

I don't know what I was thinking. I was just angry and I was high too. So, you know, I'm not exactly in the best, you know, decision-making frame of mind. But anyways, so she's like, she's like, take your fucking clothes off. I want to make sure you didn't steal anything. I'm like, fuck you. Sorry. Yeah, no, no, no, please. I'm like, fuck you. You're out of your fucking mind.

I don't know what I was thinking. I was just angry and I was high too. So, you know, I'm not exactly in the best, you know, decision-making frame of mind. But anyways, so she's like, she's like, take your fucking clothes off. I want to make sure you didn't steal anything. I'm like, fuck you. Sorry. Yeah, no, no, no, please. I'm like, fuck you. You're out of your fucking mind.

I was like, I didn't steal a fucking thing from you. I was like, you're not going to shoot me. So how about you just let us fucking leave? And, um, so, and, and I'm like, and I'm, and I'm looking at my friend and I'm like, dude, and he's just standing there. Like this guy was a, a piece of work. Um, so that night, so, so she's like, all right, get the fuck out of here.