Chris Cella

I was like, I didn't steal a fucking thing from you. I was like, you're not going to shoot me. So how about you just let us fucking leave? And, um, so, and, and I'm like, and I'm, and I'm looking at my friend and I'm like, dude, and he's just standing there. Like this guy was a, a piece of work. Um, so that night, so, so she's like, all right, get the fuck out of here.

I was like, I didn't steal a fucking thing from you. I was like, you're not going to shoot me. So how about you just let us fucking leave? And, um, so, and, and I'm like, and I'm, and I'm looking at my friend and I'm like, dude, and he's just standing there. Like this guy was a, a piece of work. Um, so that night, so, so she's like, all right, get the fuck out of here.

And she opens her garage up for us and we leave. And my friend calls an Uber and, uh, The Uber, like, her phone died in the middle of the ride. And so, like, the trip got canceled. And so the woman who was driving us was like, get out of my car right now. And we were like still like a couple miles from our destination, his sister's house. And he – and I was like, oh, shit.

And she opens her garage up for us and we leave. And my friend calls an Uber and, uh, The Uber, like, her phone died in the middle of the ride. And so, like, the trip got canceled. And so the woman who was driving us was like, get out of my car right now. And we were like still like a couple miles from our destination, his sister's house. And he – and I was like, oh, shit.

And she opens her garage up for us and we leave. And my friend calls an Uber and, uh, The Uber, like, her phone died in the middle of the ride. And so, like, the trip got canceled. And so the woman who was driving us was like, get out of my car right now. And we were like still like a couple miles from our destination, his sister's house. And he – and I was like, oh, shit.

And he's like, oh, don't worry. I have a spot we can go to. And I'm like, okay. And so we walk up the street and there's his house. And he's like, yeah – I forget who he said owned it, but, um, he's like, yeah, it's cool if we crash here. And he tries to open the front door. It's not locked. He's like, all right, let me go around the back. And he's like rummaging around.

And he's like, oh, don't worry. I have a spot we can go to. And I'm like, okay. And so we walk up the street and there's his house. And he's like, yeah – I forget who he said owned it, but, um, he's like, yeah, it's cool if we crash here. And he tries to open the front door. It's not locked. He's like, all right, let me go around the back. And he's like rummaging around.

And he's like, oh, don't worry. I have a spot we can go to. And I'm like, okay. And so we walk up the street and there's his house. And he's like, yeah – I forget who he said owned it, but, um, he's like, yeah, it's cool if we crash here. And he tries to open the front door. It's not locked. He's like, all right, let me go around the back. And he's like rummaging around.

He's rummaging around in the backyard and I'm standing in the front, just sitting on the steps. Cause I didn't think there was anything sketchy. And this car drives by and it kind of slows down. And, um, And then it keeps going. And I'm like, huh, that was weird. And then it loops back and then stops. And I was like, oh, shit. So I had a backpack with me.

He's rummaging around in the backyard and I'm standing in the front, just sitting on the steps. Cause I didn't think there was anything sketchy. And this car drives by and it kind of slows down. And, um, And then it keeps going. And I'm like, huh, that was weird. And then it loops back and then stops. And I was like, oh, shit. So I had a backpack with me.

He's rummaging around in the backyard and I'm standing in the front, just sitting on the steps. Cause I didn't think there was anything sketchy. And this car drives by and it kind of slows down. And, um, And then it keeps going. And I'm like, huh, that was weird. And then it loops back and then stops. And I was like, oh, shit. So I had a backpack with me.

I grabbed my backpack, hopped the fence into the backyard. And I was like, hey, dude, someone's here. And he takes off. Um, and I'm running and I, it's like, it's four, it's like four in the morning in Northern California in the winter. And I'm running and it's pitch black and I fall into a pool. Um, this is like one of the worst nights of my life.

I grabbed my backpack, hopped the fence into the backyard. And I was like, hey, dude, someone's here. And he takes off. Um, and I'm running and I, it's like, it's four, it's like four in the morning in Northern California in the winter. And I'm running and it's pitch black and I fall into a pool. Um, this is like one of the worst nights of my life.

I grabbed my backpack, hopped the fence into the backyard. And I was like, hey, dude, someone's here. And he takes off. Um, and I'm running and I, it's like, it's four, it's like four in the morning in Northern California in the winter. And I'm running and it's pitch black and I fall into a pool. Um, this is like one of the worst nights of my life.

And I was in, and I was in a low key opiate withdrawal too, on top of all of that.

And I was in, and I was in a low key opiate withdrawal too, on top of all of that.

And I was in, and I was in a low key opiate withdrawal too, on top of all of that.

Yeah. Yeah. And that's why I was so irritable. And probably if I, yeah, if I had been, you know, if I was on heroin, it probably would have gone down a lot differently, but, uh, I probably wouldn't have been as aggressive, but I was so, you know, ticked off. And so, uh, I, uh, fall in the pool. I see flashlights like coming towards us.

Yeah. Yeah. And that's why I was so irritable. And probably if I, yeah, if I had been, you know, if I was on heroin, it probably would have gone down a lot differently, but, uh, I probably wouldn't have been as aggressive, but I was so, you know, ticked off. And so, uh, I, uh, fall in the pool. I see flashlights like coming towards us.

Yeah. Yeah. And that's why I was so irritable. And probably if I, yeah, if I had been, you know, if I was on heroin, it probably would have gone down a lot differently, but, uh, I probably wouldn't have been as aggressive, but I was so, you know, ticked off. And so, uh, I, uh, fall in the pool. I see flashlights like coming towards us.