Chris Cella
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267 appearances
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first heard May 2025
last heard May 2025
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And the houses are like at a minimum $5 million. So yeah, it's a very nice area, very affluent area. And that's where pretty much all my friends lived. But this girl we knew, her uncle was, he owned the house. Have you seen the show Entourage? Have you heard of it? Yeah. Yeah. So he owned the house that at least like two seasons of the show were filmed in.
And she's like, yeah, we can go up there for the weekend. I was like, oh, awesome. And so it's funny. We drive all the way to Beverly Hills with like two and a half hour drive and up this private road to this, you know, this beautiful mansion. The door's locked. And she kind of lied or, you know, misled us about having permission to go to the house. And so I'm like, are you fucking kidding?
And anyways, excuse me. So I ended up finding, I saw like a door sized window, like on the side of the house. And so I maneuvered my way up there, pushed on the door and it just popped open. I was like waiting for an alarm to go off. Okay. So I walk in, open the front door, and we're in. And then I was like, oh, man, I really need some heroin, but I don't want to drive down to Southgate.
And so I called the guy, and I was like, hey, man – we've got a huge mansion. You know, there's only like seven of us. This is why you don't let your niece bust into your house with her junkie buddies. We'll just wait. And I was like, yeah, you know, if you want to, if you can, you know, I know you don't typically do deliveries, but if you could bring me an order, you know, you're welcome to stay.
I mean, bring whomever you want. So he brings like two big Mexican dudes and like 10 big booty Latina beautiful chicks. Yeah. Yeah. And a candy dish with all these different pills, Valium, Xanax, you know, Oxys, just all that. And at least an eight ball of Coke, a giant bag of Coke. And that was, those were just party favors. And he brought me my order, obviously.
But, and so we spent the night drinking. Partying, you know, hanging out in the indoor pool, you know, doing lines off of, you know, girls' stomachs. And it was a wild, crazy time. I mean, it was like literally like the show Entourage, but like junkie version. It's just going on inside. Unbelievable. Yeah. Did the uncle ever come back? Well...
So, the next morning, and thank God... Were you in high school at this point? Yeah, I was 16, I think. It's so... Because I was going back and trying to remember things, and it's like, some of it is so blurry that it's hard to like, wait, when? How old was I?
And so... The next morning, myself and a few other people leave. Did you sleep at all or just play through? No, I didn't sleep for a second. And yeah, I left the next morning with a few of my buddies and the gang bangers departed. And the big booty Latina girls too. Yes, yes. They left as well. And so, you know, I go back to Orange County and the next day, a police officer comes to our house.
and um it's like a female um investigator and she's like asking me questions like were you at this house and blah blah and i was like i was there on she's like were you there like saturday i was like no i was there friday i was like i was there friday i was told we were allowed to be there because i thought it was breaking and entering that's what i assumed and so i was like i was told we were supposed to be there allowed to be there and you know so
and she's like well you're not aware that that portion of the house was burned down and I'm like No. What are you talking about? And so she proceeds to tell me the story. Apparently, some of the other people that the girl invited out for the next night, one person got really high, fell asleep with like a frozen pizza in the oven or something like that and started a fire.
And instead of like trying to put out, they just left. Yeah. Drug addicts are all the same, aren't they? And so there's like literally smoke billowing from this and it's like on a hill like too. So like you can see it from like. Like very far away.
Yeah, exactly. And so like they're driving down the hill as the fire, you know, the ambulance and the cops are coming up the hill and the cop flips a you and he's like, because it's a private road and only leads to that house. And so they're like, are you leaving that house? They're like, no. You know, idiots. No, of course not. We weren't there, you know, lying, lying, lying.
And then the cops are like, come on. So, you know, and the I think one of them ended up getting charged with like fleeing the scene of a crime or something like that. But nothing serious came out of it. But yeah, it was wild. And like when she told me that, I was like, how did they know you were there? Because the house owner basically gave her a list of everyone who was there.
Like the girl who took us out there basically gave the – But it was her uncle's house. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he owned it.
Well, my parents, God bless them. They're so naive. And my dad had this consistent belief that our kids will do the right thing because it's the right thing to do, not because of the consequence that could come from it. And as noble as that is, it's just – it doesn't work. You have to have consequences. Otherwise, you will –
run rampant and think you can do whatever you want yeah and that's how it is it's not i don't judge them i grew up i mean they sound like southern californians and their attitudes that way yeah yeah and uh you know yeah my dad was just um you know very you know had a very strong um moral conviction that you know he believed just was passed on to us and so uh so my parents were again you know
had no idea what was going on until um kind of another story basically long story short i had a friend who was put into a coma um we were at a party and this guy this guy came out really angry and just punched my friend in the face he fell hit his head
put into a coma and he wakes up three weeks later and my mom is there I wasn't there my mom was there and she and he says Patty you need to get Chris away from and she named out she named you know some of the kids that I was associating with and she said why you know because you know they're at my house that was the first thing he said when he came out of a coma yes Yes. God exists. Yeah. Yeah.
God bless him. Really. It was. And then, of course, you know, at the time I was like that, you know, snitch, you know, that kind of mentality. It's like, why are you trying to rain on my parade? You know, I'm just having a good time. And, but yeah, you know, I mean, my friends tried several, like, you know, my, my, my, my quote unquote stoner friends tried several interventions.
And I was just like, you know, extremely defensive and like, who are you people to tell me anything, you know? And, you know, but again, they had my best interest at heart. And, and, and, you know, many of those people I'm still in contact with today. And, yeah. I'm so grateful that they, you know, took the time and the effort to try to save me from myself.
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