Chris Cody

It takes me like 10 minutes to finally get to the part where I see the shoes.

And I open the shoes up.

And I'm like, huh, did they screw this up?

Because one shoe is gold and black and white and perfect.

And the shoe that I looked at on the app and decided to buy.

And the other shoe is purple and black.

They're two different color shoes.

You have Laker shoes.

I'm 40 years old.

I cannot pull off this look.

At least I don't think.

One of the shoes is a LeBron shoe that says chosen one.

The other shoe is a Bronny James shoe.

The one who chose... I didn't like whatever they... I'm like, I can't read this.

But yeah, it's a Bronny James shoe that's entirely the different color.

And I have one standalone shoe and I'm hoping that they kind of switch it up.

Maybe there's a set out there where the left shoe is just the black and gold one that I wanted.

But the entire thing, from the box...

to the two different color shoes, to me being confused about it.

It made me feel really old and someone that could not pull off wearing two different color shoes.