The Big Suey: Hockey Player or Prescription
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Welcome to the Big Suey, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.
I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys?
I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.
This episode of the Dan Levitard Show is presented by DraftKings. So... DraftKings!
The crown is yours, Zazz. You're a sucker, Zazz. You know what? That's not on me. That's not on me. Yeah, of course it's on you. You know that he says it.
But I have a different mindset when I'm sitting in this chair. Why don't you look at him? Two left feet. Take that hat off. Maybe that'll help. By the way, yeah, that's right. Colin Cowherd would admonish you for wearing your hat backwards, Zazz. Where are you going in this world with that look? I don't know. I feel like I'm moving up. I think I'm doing all right with the backwards hat. It has been working out for him. Yeah, I think it's going okay. Like Samson. So speaking of left feet, I saw Mike Ryan complaining about shoes that he bought that... have made you feel old. And this is interesting to me because I want you to tell me about it, but I think I'm going to be able to relate. Are they hokas? No, no, no, no.
Not actual orthos. So occasionally I'll go on an app where you can get some shoes. I don't do the sneakers app draws anymore because you never get anywhere. It's basically, everything's secondary market. It's a lot like getting concert tickets. You're not getting these things once they go on sale. You gotta do secondary market. So there was this pair of LeBrons that I saw on the app. And I'm like, oh, they're doing the Forever King. It's like a career retrospective series. And there was this shoe of LeBrons. And I'm like, wow, it's gold. It kind of looks like the Jays that you can wear to formal events. So I just see the one shoe. I'm like, let me get this. And then there's this huge box that gets delivered to my house.
Massive. I'm like, what the hell is this? And it was from the app store. It's GOAT, whatever. Yeah. So I don't know what I'm doing. Anybody that wants to be a shoe secondary, come on over. I'll shop on your place. So I open this box from Goat, and it's massive. I'm like, okay, these are the LeBron shoes. It's like a casket-sized box. I'm opening it up. I'm like, I didn't know. I would not have bought this particular shoe. It's a casket-sized box.
What humorous shoe-related story does Mike Ryan share?
It's huge. I would not have done this. It took me forever to open. I would not have done this had I known that this was the presentation of this box. But whatever. It takes me like 10 minutes to finally get to the part where I see the shoes. And I open the shoes up. And I'm like, huh, did they screw this up? Because one shoe is gold and black and white and perfect. And the shoe that I looked at on the app and decided to buy. And the other shoe is purple and black. They're two different color shoes. You have Laker shoes. I'm 40 years old. I cannot pull off this look. At least I don't think. One of the shoes is a LeBron shoe that says chosen one. The other shoe is a Bronny James shoe. The one who chose... I didn't like whatever they... I'm like, I can't read this.
But yeah, it's a Bronny James shoe that's entirely the different color. And I have one standalone shoe and I'm hoping that they kind of switch it up. Maybe there's a set out there where the left shoe is just the black and gold one that I wanted. But the entire thing, from the box... to the two different color shoes, to me being confused about it. It made me feel really old and someone that could not pull off wearing two different color shoes.
Man, let me tell you something. That is the old, like, people in Congress know about this. You want to get something, you hide a rider on that shit and say, oh, so you're against children being saved? And meanwhile, you've got your rider in there that's just, hey, let me get $100 million for this or whatever.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:02–2:36
2
What humorous shoe-related story does Mike Ryan share?
2:36–6:39
3
How does Mike Ryan's shoe experience make him feel old?
6:39–30:57
4
What new game does Dave introduce to the group?
30:57–32:39
5
How do the hosts differentiate between hockey players and prescription drugs?
32:39–40:13
Speakers
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