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Why are the hosts joking about coffee habits at the start of the show?
Put it on the poll, Juju. Do you ever drink coffee at seven PM or later? Uh Chris, what's the latest you've seen your father drink coffee? This is the reason his stomach is distracting me during shows because he doesn't have any food and and it it's just coffee and Miller like.
Yeah, I would say a seven PM recording, I've seen him drinking coffee.
I uh have not heard of many people who do that unless they're like trying to stay awake for a test or they're doing something aggressively, not just casually, they're doing something because they want to stay awake late.
You don't like a post dinner espresso?
Okay, people do do some of that. I do not, is uh the answer to your question.
I can't enjoy coffee at all hours. It would be fine if you did the occasional post dinner coffee. Like I'm not it's you drink coffee seven days a week, all day long.
Yeah, pretty much. Not all day long. Usually um from uh a rising in the morning at like eight. Until late afternoon, I would say is typical. Well that that's uh you know, it's five PM somewhere.
He transitions to the Miller Lights after
coffee, it's five PM
somewhere.
You're telling me you hand this to a kid and it gets done in five seconds? It's four seconds. It's it's so stupid that you believe that. It really is. It it really i Greg, it really is. Like look at this thing. You're telling me someone gets that done in a few seconds. I d I don't
know whether you've heard, but ch young children elsewhere in the world kick the ass of our American young children. It's not
even possible.
In India, in China, they're growing uh i i uh a whole generation of brilliant people while our kids are picking their noses. All
right, spot the ball. Let's see how they do with a hundred yards of greenfield in front of them. Okay. I'm I'm not saying they can run
fast.
No, they can't kick our ass in football,
I'll tell you that. If
you were not listening to the Shadow Show and are just joining us, uh video component uh on YouTube, on DraftKings Network, uh on Peacock, uh, I want to uh just reiterate that Greg Cody's only subject matter of the last couple of days is coming in marveling correctly at a six year old Chinese girl finishing a Rubik's Cube in a record four point four seconds. Yeah. A
w a woman's record, a female Rubik's Cube record.
I would think that that is just a record of uh all genders, I would assume. Four point four seconds is as fast as that can be done uh by anybody, but uh
you don't know. It's it's a women's record. I would bet my life that it's been done faster. Yeah, I would too. You'd bet your life I've
seen all these videos, they they happen all the time on social media where you just hand somebody something and like you blink and they're done. Yeah. Ridiculous.
Where are we on your final Miami Herald column? Uh when is it coming out? Uh where can people find it? Uh you are closing out a legendary fifty four year career uh at the Miami Herald, but you're not actually retiring. You're just retiring from the Miami Herald against your will because they laid you off.
Yeah, the Herald is retiring me, but I'm not retiring. My farewell column is is supposed to be online in the Herald Friday and in print Sunday. And then it's Adios Amigo. Um uh also the column will be on my Substack. It will be the first full item on my new Substack uh page, or what do you call a Substack page? We've
got good energy today. Yeah, he sounds tired either. But
this is retired. This is I I'm worried about him in general, his stamina level, his effort level. Maybe uh
It's the first time I've checked the the live show to see if I'm on like half speed.
You are moving a little slow today. Okay,
I don't fake e enthusiasm. What you see for me is authentic. Good, bad, or indifferent, or in the middle, it's authentic. Um you want me to fake the energy? I'll I'll start talking about it. I don't want you to
fake the energy. I just want you to sound slightly less than asleep. That's all. Especially since we're talking about you drink eighteen hours worth of coffee a day. Bobby
Bowden used to say there's only one major life event after retirement, and that major life event is Dan texting you nonstop that the work starts now.
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