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What is the PFPI commissioner’s weekly report and current standings?

Dan Le Batard 0:00
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Greg Zaslow 0:12
Hey everybody, it's the commissioners report for PFPI week two. Exciting week, six out of eight teams in double figures uh on win-loss records with um Dick's Rough Riders and Mom's Maniacs leading the way at eleven and five. That vaults the Rough Riders, founding PFPI members and PFPI legend Rough Riders. Leading overall with a 23-9 record, one game ahead of Christie's Ferraris. Graceland's Giraffes bag the week's lone unique hit with a coonskin for Raiders over Chargers. And we're two weeks in and 16 to go in the marathon
Unknown 0:59
climb to the Dad's Dynamics Championship Trophy. Took a uh took a lint roller
Greg Zaslow 1:06
to my shirt. Hope that's satisfactory to you all. And we'll see you again next week. I'm Greg Cody. PFPI Commissioner. Greg, how many beers?
Mike Ryan 1:19
None.
Tony Hinchcliffe 1:19
Be real with
Mike Ryan 1:20
me.
Tony Hinchcliffe 1:20
None. Oh, come on. Either that or a stroke. Jesus, dude. What
Mike Ryan 1:24
are you
Unknown 1:25
doing?
Tony Hinchcliffe 1:27
You
Chris Cote 1:27
appear to be slurring or just intoxicated by the sound of your own interest in your own things. Uh, your eight-year-old granddaughter is in uh the PFPI tournament rankings, and uh, I don't think anyone wants those updates, but this is how Greg Cody plans to uh salvage the punctuation on the end of his legendary Miami Herald career. Uh, this is the work he will be doing on Saturday. Substack and elsewhere feeding his own ego.
Unknown 1:54
In the marathon climb to the Dad's Dynamics Championship trophy. It sounds so starched it's dried clean. In the marathon climb to the Dads Dynamics Championship trophy.
Greg Zaslow 2:08
And you can follow PFPI all season long and get videos like that when they come out at PFPI dot me. PFPI dot me. I'm Greg Cody. P F P I Commissioner.
Unknown 2:22
What are you doing like Jeremy? It's what is he doing at the end there? Jeremy Champ, E
Greg Zaslow 2:29
S P N I'reg Cody. PFPI Commissioner. So
Chris Cote 2:36
it's P F P I dot me. Yeah. People can get more information. Uh I wanna ask you guys uh i uh a question here that I think is funny. If I got all of the world's comedy writers together to talk about, hey, look at how much sports media is changing and the streamers are trying to keep up and we're gonna do simulcasts. And I have ESPN give to the two Manning brothers to help the transition from you guys really love 20 years of Manning football as your quarterback right now. Now we're gonna give the Mannings $60 million a year through 2034 or 35 to make things over in an overarching package of Omaha and please uh Peyton make content for us. Can I do something funnier than having in their leaking simulcast broadcast that they they can only do twelve of the seventeen games, that Peyton's teeth are so big that you can hear the whistling uh during the manicast and you know Eli wants to make fun of him but can't because his older brother's sensitive.
Mike Ryan 3:44
There is a slight whistle to the teeth now. Something happened over this offseason.
Tony Hinchcliffe 3:47
Almost every time he talks. Like it was I got like veneers? I watched for a good hour and it was yeah.
Mike Ryan 3:54
How much of that budget has gone to the D?
Chris Cote 3:57
You can actually hear the whistling. Can we get any of the sound cleared that would allow us to hear the whistling? And I'm asking you again in all seriousness. Uh is there anything funnier in terms of what you can make fun of that's within the bounds of making fun of something that the broadcaster that you have hired to help you with whatever the future leadership is of content making in your company, that his voice you can hear the whistling because of the teeth? Like what can I do? I'm I'm saying if I'm writing fiction, what can I do that's funnier than what's actually happening?
Tony Hinchcliffe 4:31
An Omaha like hard count where you can hear the teeth.
Mike Ryan 4:34
You know Peyton Manning has a fashion line now? I I'm gonna regret this because this seems very mean to Peyton Manning, but w why on earth would Peyton Manning have a fashion line? It's like Peyton Manning having a fashion line. Hey, do you want a sports coat that's chuckered and a necktie that's polka dot with a striped undershirt? Peyton Manning.
Chris Cote 4:53
Uh put it on the poll, please. Can you hear Peyton Manning's teeth?

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