Chris Cody

LeBron's been playing basically my entire adult life.

I like this Forever King thing.

He has good shoes occasionally.

I'm in on this.

Every time we go somewhere on vacation, like recently, my wife and I, we went to Vegas a couple of weeks ago, and we get to where we're going, and one of the days we did a day trip to the Grand Canyon.

It was cool, Grand Canyon, whatever.

But there's a lot of walking going on, and when we get there, when we get to Vegas, my wife always says, did you pack your orthos?

Because I have orthos, and I say no because they always make me feel really old.

I have orthos for when we're doing long walks or on vacation, stuff like that, because I'm flat- You have a condition?

I'm flat-footed.

I'm flat-footed, and- Not going to get drafted.

That was a positive.

Not going to get drafted.

But when we do long walks, and it doesn't have to be a long walk when we're on vacation-

it becomes very painful for me, and I develop plantar fasciitis.

And I don't like wearing my orthos because, A, they look like orthos, and, B, I feel like an old man, and there's nothing I can do about it.

Do you have cool orthos at least?

No, there's no cool orthos, man.

There's no cool orthos.

Well, I think you've just landed on something that we should put our heads together and figure out, cool-looking orthos.