Chris D'Amino

Am I supposed to or am I not?

Oh, God.

Yeah.

Okay.

How about this?

Remember in school, I believe that everything in life comes down to math.

everything like everything in life comes down to math so you have an equation and you have stuff on the left and then you put an equal sign and then you have one thing on the right and you sort of say oh okay because of what happened on the left i now have an answer it's called an answer on the right none of this makes sense and i'm not promoting and i'm not telling you they're allowed to talk about injuries and what happened in spring training pictures going down

But Mauricio DeBom, where did that come from?

Who's this Jorge Mateo guy?

I don't know.

Why is that guy now playing left?

I thought you spent $20 million for a shortstop with the last name of Kim, who's terrible.

Austin Riley's not hitting.

Acuna's down.

Baldwin feels like he's been gone for nine years.

Your one-and-two hole hitter who you actually came out of camp with, Acuna and Baldwin, they can't get on the field at the same time.

Yet, to the right of the equal sign, you have the best record in baseball.

And I'm not really sure how, other than to say,

They attack starters.

They're really good close and late, better than the run differential.