Chris Distefano

He is, no, and he told me that his mom was half German, too. But he's culturally Italian. He's culturally Italian, yeah, but I'm just full of Axis blood. I'm all about the Axis powers, dude, and I have a Japanese penis. And, and so, and so, but, but I loved it because, and I couldn't, I was so amazed by the statues.

He is, no, and he told me that his mom was half German, too. But he's culturally Italian. He's culturally Italian, yeah, but I'm just full of Axis blood. I'm all about the Axis powers, dude, and I have a Japanese penis. And, and so, and so, but, but I loved it because, and I couldn't, I was so amazed by the statues.

And I mean, everyone would just, you know, obviously the flaccid penis and the balls. And I was just like, this is amazing. And then every statue I noticed was, you know, men. And then if there was a woman, almost exclusively every statue of woman, she's being in the statue. And I'm just like, what is the fucking, what is going on with this?

And I mean, everyone would just, you know, obviously the flaccid penis and the balls. And I was just like, this is amazing. And then every statue I noticed was, you know, men. And then if there was a woman, almost exclusively every statue of woman, she's being in the statue. And I'm just like, what is the fucking, what is going on with this?

And I mean, everyone would just, you know, obviously the flaccid penis and the balls. And I was just like, this is amazing. And then every statue I noticed was, you know, men. And then if there was a woman, almost exclusively every statue of woman, she's being in the statue. And I'm just like, what is the fucking, what is going on with this?

And nobody could explain, but I was like, every statue I see in the square, it's like a woman being like hurt and just a flaccid cock above her. Do you think Michelangelo, after he was done sculpting David, because you've seen it, 17 foot tall. I've seen David five times. So that statue's 17 feet tall. He'd have to take three months just on the cock.

And nobody could explain, but I was like, every statue I see in the square, it's like a woman being like hurt and just a flaccid cock above her. Do you think Michelangelo, after he was done sculpting David, because you've seen it, 17 foot tall. I've seen David five times. So that statue's 17 feet tall. He'd have to take three months just on the cock.

And nobody could explain, but I was like, every statue I see in the square, it's like a woman being like hurt and just a flaccid cock above her. Do you think Michelangelo, after he was done sculpting David, because you've seen it, 17 foot tall. I've seen David five times. So that statue's 17 feet tall. He'd have to take three months just on the cock.

Yes, and everyone talks about the front of David, but you know, you've been there. When you walk around the back of David, I mean, this man has a wagon. I mean, what an ass. Ha, ha, ha, ha. What an ass. If that would have had a tattoo of a butterfly on one of the ass cheeks, I would have fucked it in the Uffizi.

Yes, and everyone talks about the front of David, but you know, you've been there. When you walk around the back of David, I mean, this man has a wagon. I mean, what an ass. Ha, ha, ha, ha. What an ass. If that would have had a tattoo of a butterfly on one of the ass cheeks, I would have fucked it in the Uffizi.

Yes, and everyone talks about the front of David, but you know, you've been there. When you walk around the back of David, I mean, this man has a wagon. I mean, what an ass. Ha, ha, ha, ha. What an ass. If that would have had a tattoo of a butterfly on one of the ass cheeks, I would have fucked it in the Uffizi.

I just went to Florence. I literally went to Florence for three days and came right home. Oh, there. This is my friend Don DePetta. Do you know Don, Bert? Of course I do. Yeah, that's Don.

I just went to Florence. I literally went to Florence for three days and came right home. Oh, there. This is my friend Don DePetta. Do you know Don, Bert? Of course I do. Yeah, that's Don.

I just went to Florence. I literally went to Florence for three days and came right home. Oh, there. This is my friend Don DePetta. Do you know Don, Bert? Of course I do. Yeah, that's Don.

He's got a fresh haircut.

He's got a fresh haircut.

He's got a fresh haircut.

That's it, dude. So you just went to Florence? I just went to Florence. We literally... Here's the mistake we made, and here's a little PSA. I'm sure you know this. You travel so much. We left New York at 4.30 p.m. on the flight, and we flew to Paris and then transferred to... Florence, do not take the 4.30 p.m.

That's it, dude. So you just went to Florence? I just went to Florence. We literally... Here's the mistake we made, and here's a little PSA. I'm sure you know this. You travel so much. We left New York at 4.30 p.m. on the flight, and we flew to Paris and then transferred to... Florence, do not take the 4.30 p.m.

That's it, dude. So you just went to Florence? I just went to Florence. We literally... Here's the mistake we made, and here's a little PSA. I'm sure you know this. You travel so much. We left New York at 4.30 p.m. on the flight, and we flew to Paris and then transferred to... Florence, do not take the 4.30 p.m.