Chris Distefano

By the way, where's Tom? Tom was supposed to be on. Where the fuck is Tom? This guy just was supposed to be on, and then I get a text at noon that he's not on. What is he, losing weight?

Is he doing it? He's going to Turkey too? Dan Soder calls him hair tits, which is very funny.

Is he doing it? He's going to Turkey too? Dan Soder calls him hair tits, which is very funny.

Is he doing it? He's going to Turkey too? Dan Soder calls him hair tits, which is very funny.

Because he's really bald. Tom is insanely bald. Tom's like chemo bald.

Because he's really bald. Tom is insanely bald. Tom's like chemo bald.

Because he's really bald. Tom is insanely bald. Tom's like chemo bald.

Dude, he should have just come and did the consultation on the show. He doesn't want anyone to know about it. Well, now, well, okay. Well, sorry, Tom. Let me tell you how bad I am with secrets. But what do you mean he doesn't want anyone to know? He's just going to show up one day back on Two Bears with just hair?

Dude, he should have just come and did the consultation on the show. He doesn't want anyone to know about it. Well, now, well, okay. Well, sorry, Tom. Let me tell you how bad I am with secrets. But what do you mean he doesn't want anyone to know? He's just going to show up one day back on Two Bears with just hair?

Dude, he should have just come and did the consultation on the show. He doesn't want anyone to know about it. Well, now, well, okay. Well, sorry, Tom. Let me tell you how bad I am with secrets. But what do you mean he doesn't want anyone to know? He's just going to show up one day back on Two Bears with just hair?

And just not talk about it?

And just not talk about it?

And just not talk about it?

Sure. You've been bald for 20 years and now you're just growing it out.

Sure. You've been bald for 20 years and now you're just growing it out.

Sure. You've been bald for 20 years and now you're just growing it out.

No, she wasn't. Was there any Puerto Ricans upset? No. Honestly, look, I'm sure there were. Of course there were. I can only speak on my family. My family just doesn't care at all. My mother-in-law had a good point, I thought. She was like... That to me, that same thing, she's like, I get the, you know, the problems with her. She knows Puerto Rico. She was like, I get the joke.

No, she wasn't. Was there any Puerto Ricans upset? No. Honestly, look, I'm sure there were. Of course there were. I can only speak on my family. My family just doesn't care at all. My mother-in-law had a good point, I thought. She was like... That to me, that same thing, she's like, I get the, you know, the problems with her. She knows Puerto Rico. She was like, I get the joke.

No, she wasn't. Was there any Puerto Ricans upset? No. Honestly, look, I'm sure there were. Of course there were. I can only speak on my family. My family just doesn't care at all. My mother-in-law had a good point, I thought. She was like... That to me, that same thing, she's like, I get the, you know, the problems with her. She knows Puerto Rico. She was like, I get the joke.

Maybe it wasn't the best joke or the political rally. I get all that. She's like, but the media making a big deal about that. She's like, is the same is the same thing that happened the first time when they made a big deal about Trump saying grab her by the pussy, where she was like me as a woman. You think I haven't heard that from a man?