Chris Distefano

Oh, my God. Look, let me give it a taste. Now, this is the Asian... This is a Chinese fucking... Whoa, look at that. This is a Chinese muffin that reads just... Washington Reed. Reed, by the way, Reed told me... He was born and raised in Washington. Then he lived in Oregon and one of those other Pacific Northwest states. You're a fucking serial killer. Only serial killers live in those places.

Oh, my God. Look, let me give it a taste. Now, this is the Asian... This is a Chinese fucking... Whoa, look at that. This is a Chinese muffin that reads just... Washington Reed. Reed, by the way, Reed told me... He was born and raised in Washington. Then he lived in Oregon and one of those other Pacific Northwest states. You're a fucking serial killer. Only serial killers live in those places.

This is like a 5 out of 10.

This is like a 5 out of 10.

This is like a 5 out of 10.

That ASMR is... An apple fritter?

That ASMR is... An apple fritter?

That ASMR is... An apple fritter?

He looks like a very, very nice guy, but he showed it to Ted Bundy.

He looks like a very, very nice guy, but he showed it to Ted Bundy.

He looks like a very, very nice guy, but he showed it to Ted Bundy.

You have hair like a bob. You have hair like a 16th century knight. You know what I mean? Like Lancelot. I like it, though, dude. It's good. Very medieval.

You have hair like a bob. You have hair like a 16th century knight. You know what I mean? Like Lancelot. I like it, though, dude. It's good. Very medieval.

You have hair like a bob. You have hair like a 16th century knight. You know what I mean? Like Lancelot. I like it, though, dude. It's good. Very medieval.

It's nice. It's very heroin-y. I don't know. But, dude, congrats on your mountain. Thank you, dude. I appreciate for giving me half a fucking plastic wrap muffin from a Chinese deli off the side of the highway in L.A. I thought I was a guest.

It's nice. It's very heroin-y. I don't know. But, dude, congrats on your mountain. Thank you, dude. I appreciate for giving me half a fucking plastic wrap muffin from a Chinese deli off the side of the highway in L.A. I thought I was a guest.

It's nice. It's very heroin-y. I don't know. But, dude, congrats on your mountain. Thank you, dude. I appreciate for giving me half a fucking plastic wrap muffin from a Chinese deli off the side of the highway in L.A. I thought I was a guest.

I do. I appreciate it. But, I mean, this is great. I mean, marrying a fucking two hotties. Look at this. Yeah, thank you. Appreciate it. And that was peace in the Middle East, man. Iraq and America, we've come together as friends. You know, this is what happens. I appreciate that. Me too.

I do. I appreciate it. But, I mean, this is great. I mean, marrying a fucking two hotties. Look at this. Yeah, thank you. Appreciate it. And that was peace in the Middle East, man. Iraq and America, we've come together as friends. You know, this is what happens. I appreciate that. Me too.

I do. I appreciate it. But, I mean, this is great. I mean, marrying a fucking two hotties. Look at this. Yeah, thank you. Appreciate it. And that was peace in the Middle East, man. Iraq and America, we've come together as friends. You know, this is what happens. I appreciate that. Me too.