Chris Distefano

He's relaxed now. But when I was in high school, I mean, the guy just went wild. That's what it is.

So that's why you can come see. And I'm going to tell that story at the Garden, September 11th, 2025. That was a great story.

So that's why you can come see. And I'm going to tell that story at the Garden, September 11th, 2025. That was a great story.

So that's why you can come see. And I'm going to tell that story at the Garden, September 11th, 2025. That was a great story.

And I have a whole, it's like expanded. I have a whole bit, you know, obviously, you know. You just got the glimpse.

And I have a whole, it's like expanded. I have a whole bit, you know, obviously, you know. You just got the glimpse.

And I have a whole, it's like expanded. I have a whole bit, you know, obviously, you know. You just got the glimpse.

You just got the little glimpse, yeah.

You just got the little glimpse, yeah.

You just got the little glimpse, yeah.

That was edging. I'm edging, you guys. I'm going to fully come on stage at Madison Square Garden. I'm just, you know, I'm sorry. Congrats on your marriage.

That was edging. I'm edging, you guys. I'm going to fully come on stage at Madison Square Garden. I'm just, you know, I'm sorry. Congrats on your marriage.

That was edging. I'm edging, you guys. I'm going to fully come on stage at Madison Square Garden. I'm just, you know, I'm sorry. Congrats on your marriage.

Yes. Oh, dude, shout out. Shout out Jesus Christ all f***ing day. Okay. In the Great War, you show me, I mean, dude, listen. What the Paul brothers, listen, these guys, the Paul brothers, anyone who does these fights, they need to do Jesus Christ versus Allah, and we'll see what's up. You're going for it. I'm just saying.

Yes. Oh, dude, shout out. Shout out Jesus Christ all f***ing day. Okay. In the Great War, you show me, I mean, dude, listen. What the Paul brothers, listen, these guys, the Paul brothers, anyone who does these fights, they need to do Jesus Christ versus Allah, and we'll see what's up. You're going for it. I'm just saying.

Yes. Oh, dude, shout out. Shout out Jesus Christ all f***ing day. Okay. In the Great War, you show me, I mean, dude, listen. What the Paul brothers, listen, these guys, the Paul brothers, anyone who does these fights, they need to do Jesus Christ versus Allah, and we'll see what's up. You're going for it. I'm just saying.

First of all, give my man the muffins. Give me the muffin, dude. Get the fuck... Dude, I'm not eating a muffin wrapped in plastic. Why would you just lie to him? Show me this fucking muffin. Look at this. Wrapped in plastic. What the... Is this wrapped in plastic right now?

First of all, give my man the muffins. Give me the muffin, dude. Get the fuck... Dude, I'm not eating a muffin wrapped in plastic. Why would you just lie to him? Show me this fucking muffin. Look at this. Wrapped in plastic. What the... Is this wrapped in plastic right now?

First of all, give my man the muffins. Give me the muffin, dude. Get the fuck... Dude, I'm not eating a muffin wrapped in plastic. Why would you just lie to him? Show me this fucking muffin. Look at this. Wrapped in plastic. What the... Is this wrapped in plastic right now?

Oh, my God. Look, let me give it a taste. Now, this is the Asian... This is a Chinese fucking... Whoa, look at that. This is a Chinese muffin that reads just... Washington Reed. Reed, by the way, Reed told me... He was born and raised in Washington. Then he lived in Oregon and one of those other Pacific Northwest states. You're a fucking serial killer. Only serial killers live in those places.