Chris Distefano

So that happened on 9-11. My dad comes to the principal's office like two, three days later because all of New York City shut down. So he's like, you know, 9-11, this is the biggest tragedy. Kid thought his mom was dead. Saw the fucking kids laughing at him. What would you do? The principal's a priest. What the fuck would you do? And he's like, well, I'm a man of God. I wouldn't do it.

So that happened on 9-11. My dad comes to the principal's office like two, three days later because all of New York City shut down. So he's like, you know, 9-11, this is the biggest tragedy. Kid thought his mom was dead. Saw the fucking kids laughing at him. What would you do? The principal's a priest. What the fuck would you do? And he's like, well, I'm a man of God. I wouldn't do it.

So that happened on 9-11. My dad comes to the principal's office like two, three days later because all of New York City shut down. So he's like, you know, 9-11, this is the biggest tragedy. Kid thought his mom was dead. Saw the fucking kids laughing at him. What would you do? The principal's a priest. What the fuck would you do? And he's like, well, I'm a man of God. I wouldn't do it.

I'd pray for his sins. He's like, all right, so fuck it. I didn't know you were gay. Sorry, I was a gay principal. But he goes, you know, my son, you're not going to throw him out. He goes, here's what we're going to do. Because the principal was like not budging. And my father was finally like, listen, all right? He was like pissing him off. He goes, here's what we're going to do.

I'd pray for his sins. He's like, all right, so fuck it. I didn't know you were gay. Sorry, I was a gay principal. But he goes, you know, my son, you're not going to throw him out. He goes, here's what we're going to do. Because the principal was like not budging. And my father was finally like, listen, all right? He was like pissing him off. He goes, here's what we're going to do.

I'd pray for his sins. He's like, all right, so fuck it. I didn't know you were gay. Sorry, I was a gay principal. But he goes, you know, my son, you're not going to throw him out. He goes, here's what we're going to do. Because the principal was like not budging. And my father was finally like, listen, all right? He was like pissing him off. He goes, here's what we're going to do.

He goes, I'm going to give you two options right now. And the second option sucks for you. He goes, the first option, just put my kid back in school. No problems. He goes, the second option, I'm going to come over there. I'm going to break both your kneecaps. He goes... And guys will say that, but then when he's followed it up with, you're going to think that I heard that line in the movie.

He goes, I'm going to give you two options right now. And the second option sucks for you. He goes, the first option, just put my kid back in school. No problems. He goes, the second option, I'm going to come over there. I'm going to break both your kneecaps. He goes... And guys will say that, but then when he's followed it up with, you're going to think that I heard that line in the movie.

He goes, I'm going to give you two options right now. And the second option sucks for you. He goes, the first option, just put my kid back in school. No problems. He goes, the second option, I'm going to come over there. I'm going to break both your kneecaps. He goes... And guys will say that, but then when he's followed it up with, you're going to think that I heard that line in the movie.

He goes, but I'm one of the guys they write the movies about. He goes, so I will call 911 right now. This is a direct quote. He goes, I will call 911 right now. I will tell them what I'm about to do to you, and then I'll fucking do it. He goes, I'll give them my address, my social security number, whatever you want.

He goes, but I'm one of the guys they write the movies about. He goes, so I will call 911 right now. This is a direct quote. He goes, I will call 911 right now. I will tell them what I'm about to do to you, and then I'll fucking do it. He goes, I'll give them my address, my social security number, whatever you want.

He goes, but I'm one of the guys they write the movies about. He goes, so I will call 911 right now. This is a direct quote. He goes, I will call 911 right now. I will tell them what I'm about to do to you, and then I'll fucking do it. He goes, I'll give them my address, my social security number, whatever you want.

He goes, because I'd rather go to jail for the rest of my life than you throw him out and me have to listen to his mother's fucking mouth for the rest of my life. I don't need to hear that lady bitch to me about how my kid got thrown out of school. He goes, so I'll literally, I'd rather be in prison with my friends than have to deal with his mother's mouth.

He goes, because I'd rather go to jail for the rest of my life than you throw him out and me have to listen to his mother's fucking mouth for the rest of my life. I don't need to hear that lady bitch to me about how my kid got thrown out of school. He goes, so I'll literally, I'd rather be in prison with my friends than have to deal with his mother's mouth.

He goes, because I'd rather go to jail for the rest of my life than you throw him out and me have to listen to his mother's fucking mouth for the rest of my life. I don't need to hear that lady bitch to me about how my kid got thrown out of school. He goes, so I'll literally, I'd rather be in prison with my friends than have to deal with his mother's mouth.

So when you break it down like that, the principal is like, okay, well, he's back in school. And then I just got back into high school, man. And I had detention before and after school for like the whole year, but that's it. I was good. And my dad was like, his kid's back in. And yeah, that's just how my dad would do shit. He's not like that anymore, but when I was in high school.

So when you break it down like that, the principal is like, okay, well, he's back in school. And then I just got back into high school, man. And I had detention before and after school for like the whole year, but that's it. I was good. And my dad was like, his kid's back in. And yeah, that's just how my dad would do shit. He's not like that anymore, but when I was in high school.

So when you break it down like that, the principal is like, okay, well, he's back in school. And then I just got back into high school, man. And I had detention before and after school for like the whole year, but that's it. I was good. And my dad was like, his kid's back in. And yeah, that's just how my dad would do shit. He's not like that anymore, but when I was in high school.

He's relaxed now. But when I was in high school, I mean, the guy just went wild. That's what it is.

He's relaxed now. But when I was in high school, I mean, the guy just went wild. That's what it is.