Chris Distefano

Oh yeah. That's, that's kind of why I'm playing Madison square garden on September 11th because the I have a comedy bit on YouTube called my 9-11 story, Chris Estefano's 9-11 story. And my dad on 9-11 just came into, I got into a fight because I thought my mom died in the World Trade Center. We got into all boy Catholic high school.

Oh yeah. That's, that's kind of why I'm playing Madison square garden on September 11th because the I have a comedy bit on YouTube called my 9-11 story, Chris Estefano's 9-11 story. And my dad on 9-11 just came into, I got into a fight because I thought my mom died in the World Trade Center. We got into all boy Catholic high school.

Fucking, this kid started laughing at me, broke a chair over his head.

Fucking, this kid started laughing at me, broke a chair over his head.

Fucking, this kid started laughing at me, broke a chair over his head.

Well, because he was laughing at me, but I literally was so upset because I thought my mom was dead, so my emotions just flipped.

Well, because he was laughing at me, but I literally was so upset because I thought my mom was dead, so my emotions just flipped.

Well, because he was laughing at me, but I literally was so upset because I thought my mom was dead, so my emotions just flipped.

Not really, no.

Not really, no.

Not really, no.

Spur of the moment. Not really a fighter. But in that moment, things got wild. Hit him. Big problem at all-boy Catholic high school. I mean, you would get detention if you had a top button unbuttoned in your shirt. They'd give you detention. So now I just put a kid in a coma. So this is no bueno as my Spanish-speaking audience. And so I thought I was going to get thrown out. So I call my father.

Spur of the moment. Not really a fighter. But in that moment, things got wild. Hit him. Big problem at all-boy Catholic high school. I mean, you would get detention if you had a top button unbuttoned in your shirt. They'd give you detention. So now I just put a kid in a coma. So this is no bueno as my Spanish-speaking audience. And so I thought I was going to get thrown out. So I call my father.

Spur of the moment. Not really a fighter. But in that moment, things got wild. Hit him. Big problem at all-boy Catholic high school. I mean, you would get detention if you had a top button unbuttoned in your shirt. They'd give you detention. So now I just put a kid in a coma. So this is no bueno as my Spanish-speaking audience. And so I thought I was going to get thrown out. So I call my father.

And my dad's like, you know, real deal New York guy. And I say I got thrown out of school. And he was like, no, you didn't. And I'm like, you didn't even hear what I said. He goes, I'm just fucking telling you, you didn't get thrown out. It's just not happening. And so I was like, okay. So I tell him, he's like, I'm coming down there. So he comes down. We're in the principal's office.

And my dad's like, you know, real deal New York guy. And I say I got thrown out of school. And he was like, no, you didn't. And I'm like, you didn't even hear what I said. He goes, I'm just fucking telling you, you didn't get thrown out. It's just not happening. And so I was like, okay. So I tell him, he's like, I'm coming down there. So he comes down. We're in the principal's office.

And my dad's like, you know, real deal New York guy. And I say I got thrown out of school. And he was like, no, you didn't. And I'm like, you didn't even hear what I said. He goes, I'm just fucking telling you, you didn't get thrown out. It's just not happening. And so I was like, okay. So I tell him, he's like, I'm coming down there. So he comes down. We're in the principal's office.

And my dad's just like, my son didn't do anything. And they're like, we literally have footage of him hitting a kid over the head with a chair. And he's like, no, he didn't. There's no evidence. He's like, it's not a court of law. So finally, he says to him, he goes, listen to me. You're not throwing my kid out of school. He's like, because... It's 9-11. It was a tragedy at the moment.

And my dad's just like, my son didn't do anything. And they're like, we literally have footage of him hitting a kid over the head with a chair. And he's like, no, he didn't. There's no evidence. He's like, it's not a court of law. So finally, he says to him, he goes, listen to me. You're not throwing my kid out of school. He's like, because... It's 9-11. It was a tragedy at the moment.

And my dad's just like, my son didn't do anything. And they're like, we literally have footage of him hitting a kid over the head with a chair. And he's like, no, he didn't. There's no evidence. He's like, it's not a court of law. So finally, he says to him, he goes, listen to me. You're not throwing my kid out of school. He's like, because... It's 9-11. It was a tragedy at the moment.