Chris Distefano

Why do I need to go do a show in Iceland, even though it's nice? You know what I mean? But your fans are out there. Yeah, but I want to stay in the original 13 colonies. I'm an American. The founding fathers, when they talked about this country, it was the 13 colonies. And I still hold that up. Whatever the founding fathers wanted, that's what I do. That's what I thought being American was.

Arizona and California, I like them. That was the fucking Mexican forest back then.

Arizona and California, I like them. That was the fucking Mexican forest back then.

Arizona and California, I like them. That was the fucking Mexican forest back then.

I'm headlining Madison Square Garden September 11, 2025, New York City. That is incredible. So come on. Let's do it. 9-11, baby. I swear to God, I really am. Is it really? I'm bringing 9-11 comedy to Madison Square Garden. That's my only goal ever I've ever had in my life and career is to do Madison Square Garden. So I'm doing it September 11, 2025. It may be the last show I ever do.

I'm headlining Madison Square Garden September 11, 2025, New York City. That is incredible. So come on. Let's do it. 9-11, baby. I swear to God, I really am. Is it really? I'm bringing 9-11 comedy to Madison Square Garden. That's my only goal ever I've ever had in my life and career is to do Madison Square Garden. So I'm doing it September 11, 2025. It may be the last show I ever do.

I'm headlining Madison Square Garden September 11, 2025, New York City. That is incredible. So come on. Let's do it. 9-11, baby. I swear to God, I really am. Is it really? I'm bringing 9-11 comedy to Madison Square Garden. That's my only goal ever I've ever had in my life and career is to do Madison Square Garden. So I'm doing it September 11, 2025. It may be the last show I ever do.

And it literally is just to show you that the terrorists did not win. And we fucking won. I brought comedy at the arena. It's great going. That's it, sir.

And it literally is just to show you that the terrorists did not win. And we fucking won. I brought comedy at the arena. It's great going. That's it, sir.

And it literally is just to show you that the terrorists did not win. And we fucking won. I brought comedy at the arena. It's great going. That's it, sir.

Thank you, man. I appreciate it. Shake this American hero's hand. By the way, I scanned the both of you on the Yuka app, and you're both 100 out of 100. Let's go. You're both good scores. Thank you.

Thank you, man. I appreciate it. Shake this American hero's hand. By the way, I scanned the both of you on the Yuka app, and you're both 100 out of 100. Let's go. You're both good scores. Thank you.

Thank you, man. I appreciate it. Shake this American hero's hand. By the way, I scanned the both of you on the Yuka app, and you're both 100 out of 100. Let's go. You're both good scores. Thank you.

To picture who I am physically, just think of Elliot Page. Every person who's just listening right now, they're like, okay. Yeah. On Elliot Page, if he was from New York.

To picture who I am physically, just think of Elliot Page. Every person who's just listening right now, they're like, okay. Yeah. On Elliot Page, if he was from New York.

To picture who I am physically, just think of Elliot Page. Every person who's just listening right now, they're like, okay. Yeah. On Elliot Page, if he was from New York.

I'm in the New York Elliot.

I'm in the New York Elliot.

I'm in the New York Elliot.

Oh yeah. That's, that's kind of why I'm playing Madison square garden on September 11th because the I have a comedy bit on YouTube called my 9-11 story, Chris Estefano's 9-11 story. And my dad on 9-11 just came into, I got into a fight because I thought my mom died in the World Trade Center. We got into all boy Catholic high school.