Chris Distefano

Fuck yeah, dude. I love you. I proposed to my girl January 6th. I'm doing comedy September 11th. Fuck it. Hell yeah, dude. America. America, dude.

Fuck yeah, dude. I love you. I proposed to my girl January 6th. I'm doing comedy September 11th. Fuck it. Hell yeah, dude. America. America, dude.

Fuck yeah, dude. I love you. I proposed to my girl January 6th. I'm doing comedy September 11th. Fuck it. Hell yeah, dude. America. America, dude.

I've shot from the hip for so long. Like, I've said so much . I have a sitcom right now in development. And then they had an intern look into it. They were like, you've said so many things that we actually think they all cancel each other out. And there's nothing really to pin it on. We actually feel like we're safe here. Like, you just kept digging.

I've shot from the hip for so long. Like, I've said so much . I have a sitcom right now in development. And then they had an intern look into it. They were like, you've said so many things that we actually think they all cancel each other out. And there's nothing really to pin it on. We actually feel like we're safe here. Like, you just kept digging.

I've shot from the hip for so long. Like, I've said so much . I have a sitcom right now in development. And then they had an intern look into it. They were like, you've said so many things that we actually think they all cancel each other out. And there's nothing really to pin it on. We actually feel like we're safe here. Like, you just kept digging.

They said the intern in one hour found over 500 things that could be flagged. So they were like, we don't know that the networks are even going to sift through all this. So we could just move forward. And everything's great. And I was like, nice.

They said the intern in one hour found over 500 things that could be flagged. So they were like, we don't know that the networks are even going to sift through all this. So we could just move forward. And everything's great. And I was like, nice.

They said the intern in one hour found over 500 things that could be flagged. So they were like, we don't know that the networks are even going to sift through all this. So we could just move forward. And everything's great. And I was like, nice.

Hell yeah, dude. That's what it is. Get me some muffins. I love it. I love sweets.

Hell yeah, dude. That's what it is. Get me some muffins. I love it. I love sweets.

Hell yeah, dude. That's what it is. Get me some muffins. I love it. I love sweets.

I don't hate L.A. I don't hate L.A. I'm happy that it's an American state and part of the continental United States.

I don't hate L.A. I don't hate L.A. I'm happy that it's an American state and part of the continental United States.

I don't hate L.A. I don't hate L.A. I'm happy that it's an American state and part of the continental United States.

I do. I go to England, right? But it's like, you know, I don't want to go to Dubai. You know what I mean? Why? I just don't want to go. Because it's like, you know what I mean? If I'm going to see sand and $2,000 glasses of wine, I'll just go to Vegas. I don't understand why I have to go all over the fucking world. It doesn't make sense to me. Why?

I do. I go to England, right? But it's like, you know, I don't want to go to Dubai. You know what I mean? Why? I just don't want to go. Because it's like, you know what I mean? If I'm going to see sand and $2,000 glasses of wine, I'll just go to Vegas. I don't understand why I have to go all over the fucking world. It doesn't make sense to me. Why?

I do. I go to England, right? But it's like, you know, I don't want to go to Dubai. You know what I mean? Why? I just don't want to go. Because it's like, you know what I mean? If I'm going to see sand and $2,000 glasses of wine, I'll just go to Vegas. I don't understand why I have to go all over the fucking world. It doesn't make sense to me. Why?

Why do I need to go do a show in Iceland, even though it's nice? You know what I mean? But your fans are out there. Yeah, but I want to stay in the original 13 colonies. I'm an American. The founding fathers, when they talked about this country, it was the 13 colonies. And I still hold that up. Whatever the founding fathers wanted, that's what I do. That's what I thought being American was.

Why do I need to go do a show in Iceland, even though it's nice? You know what I mean? But your fans are out there. Yeah, but I want to stay in the original 13 colonies. I'm an American. The founding fathers, when they talked about this country, it was the 13 colonies. And I still hold that up. Whatever the founding fathers wanted, that's what I do. That's what I thought being American was.