Chris Distefano

I knew in 2016 when I was going through Ohio and all this place, you see the Trump flags everywhere. He's going to win. I didn't see them in 2020. You know, I mean, we weren't really on the road, but I didn't hear many people talking about it. So I was like, he might lose. 2024, going back, you know, you do fucking go bananas or whatever. It's like Trump everywhere. You know he's going to win.

I knew in 2016 when I was going through Ohio and all this place, you see the Trump flags everywhere. He's going to win. I didn't see them in 2020. You know, I mean, we weren't really on the road, but I didn't hear many people talking about it. So I was like, he might lose. 2024, going back, you know, you do fucking go bananas or whatever. It's like Trump everywhere. You know he's going to win.

thought this would i was i was like i'm voting for trump and the place went fucking bananas yeah you thought it was gonna go the other way i was like i guess i don't need to say the other part of the joke yeah yeah i don't think they're gonna like that yeah dude i did a gig for the mlb right like the major league baseball it was like a closed event like only the baseball players like active baseball players some hall of famers were in there trump had just won it was trump got elected on tuesday this gig was like thursday right

thought this would i was i was like i'm voting for trump and the place went fucking bananas yeah you thought it was gonna go the other way i was like i guess i don't need to say the other part of the joke yeah yeah i don't think they're gonna like that yeah dude i did a gig for the mlb right like the major league baseball it was like a closed event like only the baseball players like active baseball players some hall of famers were in there trump had just won it was trump got elected on tuesday this gig was like thursday right

thought this would i was i was like i'm voting for trump and the place went fucking bananas yeah you thought it was gonna go the other way i was like i guess i don't need to say the other part of the joke yeah yeah i don't think they're gonna like that yeah dude i did a gig for the mlb right like the major league baseball it was like a closed event like only the baseball players like active baseball players some hall of famers were in there trump had just won it was trump got elected on tuesday this gig was like thursday right

500 people in a room. And I said, I said, here's the thing. I said, folks, you know, again, they told me don't say anything political, be squeaky clean, but it's like, okay, I'm good. I need to be funny here. So whatever. So I said to them, not knowing where it's going to go, but I had ways to go after it. I said, listen, we're in a room right now.

500 people in a room. And I said, I said, here's the thing. I said, folks, you know, again, they told me don't say anything political, be squeaky clean, but it's like, okay, I'm good. I need to be funny here. So whatever. So I said to them, not knowing where it's going to go, but I had ways to go after it. I said, listen, we're in a room right now.

500 people in a room. And I said, I said, here's the thing. I said, folks, you know, again, they told me don't say anything political, be squeaky clean, but it's like, okay, I'm good. I need to be funny here. So whatever. So I said to them, not knowing where it's going to go, but I had ways to go after it. I said, listen, we're in a room right now.

We got a lot of millionaires and a lot of Dominicans. I know one thing and one thing only this room voted for Donald Trump and they went fucking nuts. I'm going to just say it. You could edit a big poppy Ortiz. David Ortiz got up and started clapping. I was like, there he is, Big Bobby. He was like, Trump's my boy. We got Dominicans and millionaires. I said, we got Dominicans and millionaires.

We got a lot of millionaires and a lot of Dominicans. I know one thing and one thing only this room voted for Donald Trump and they went fucking nuts. I'm going to just say it. You could edit a big poppy Ortiz. David Ortiz got up and started clapping. I was like, there he is, Big Bobby. He was like, Trump's my boy. We got Dominicans and millionaires. I said, we got Dominicans and millionaires.

We got a lot of millionaires and a lot of Dominicans. I know one thing and one thing only this room voted for Donald Trump and they went fucking nuts. I'm going to just say it. You could edit a big poppy Ortiz. David Ortiz got up and started clapping. I was like, there he is, Big Bobby. He was like, Trump's my boy. We got Dominicans and millionaires. I said, we got Dominicans and millionaires.

This place voted for Donnie T. And they want fucking ape shit. And so it's one of those things where it's like, it's not even about who, I don't care. It's like, you just got to be in reality a little bit. Yeah. Where it's like, you can't tell, you can't be white telling Puerto Rican people how to feel. I know that. I'm with a Puerto Rican woman.

This place voted for Donnie T. And they want fucking ape shit. And so it's one of those things where it's like, it's not even about who, I don't care. It's like, you just got to be in reality a little bit. Yeah. Where it's like, you can't tell, you can't be white telling Puerto Rican people how to feel. I know that. I'm with a Puerto Rican woman.

This place voted for Donnie T. And they want fucking ape shit. And so it's one of those things where it's like, it's not even about who, I don't care. It's like, you just got to be in reality a little bit. Yeah. Where it's like, you can't tell, you can't be white telling Puerto Rican people how to feel. I know that. I'm with a Puerto Rican woman.

for 10 years dude it doesn't work so it's like that was the first mistake when i was like shut up let puerto rican people say something but when you hear wolf blitzer being like this is outrageous you know my family was like shut the up whitey oh well you have to go to kimmel i have to go to couples therapy it's amazing same thing buddy i love you dude i love you too i'll kiss you on the lips i would i would kiss you on the lips

for 10 years dude it doesn't work so it's like that was the first mistake when i was like shut up let puerto rican people say something but when you hear wolf blitzer being like this is outrageous you know my family was like shut the up whitey oh well you have to go to kimmel i have to go to couples therapy it's amazing same thing buddy i love you dude i love you too i'll kiss you on the lips i would i would kiss you on the lips

for 10 years dude it doesn't work so it's like that was the first mistake when i was like shut up let puerto rican people say something but when you hear wolf blitzer being like this is outrageous you know my family was like shut the up whitey oh well you have to go to kimmel i have to go to couples therapy it's amazing same thing buddy i love you dude i love you too i'll kiss you on the lips i would i would kiss you on the lips

That's what it is, baby.

That's what it is, baby.

That's what it is, baby.