Chris Distefano

But I knew from knowing contracts, I knew that this was like that forced a major thing where it's like, I'm going to get paid no matter what, because your equipment broke. So you now legally have to pay me. And I knew my agent's going to get that fucking money. So I said, you know what? Fuck it. I said, I got to just get this crowd back on my side. I said, guys, I was like.

And I didn't tell them to do this. This just happened organically. And I was like, oh, shit. I go, guys. I was like, fucking microphone broke. And they were like, boo. I was like, yeah. I was like, you know why? I was like, there's no gas in the generator. And they were like, boo. And I was like, you know why? I was like, because we're sending all the money to Ukraine.

And I didn't tell them to do this. This just happened organically. And I was like, oh, shit. I go, guys. I was like, fucking microphone broke. And they were like, boo. I was like, yeah. I was like, you know why? I was like, there's no gas in the generator. And they were like, boo. And I was like, you know why? I was like, because we're sending all the money to Ukraine.

And I didn't tell them to do this. This just happened organically. And I was like, oh, shit. I go, guys. I was like, fucking microphone broke. And they were like, boo. I was like, yeah. I was like, you know why? I was like, there's no gas in the generator. And they were like, boo. And I was like, you know why? I was like, because we're sending all the money to Ukraine.

And they were like... And then they go... And then out of nowhere, 5,000 of the United States Army start going, fuck Joe Biden. Fuck Joe Biden. And I was like, looking at it, I was like, is this bad? And then I was like, wait, wait, wait, wait. I was like, no, you can't say that. When I counted down, I was like, my family's Puerto Rican.

And they were like... And then they go... And then out of nowhere, 5,000 of the United States Army start going, fuck Joe Biden. Fuck Joe Biden. And I was like, looking at it, I was like, is this bad? And then I was like, wait, wait, wait, wait. I was like, no, you can't say that. When I counted down, I was like, my family's Puerto Rican.

And they were like... And then they go... And then out of nowhere, 5,000 of the United States Army start going, fuck Joe Biden. Fuck Joe Biden. And I was like, looking at it, I was like, is this bad? And then I was like, wait, wait, wait, wait. I was like, no, you can't say that. When I counted down, I was like, my family's Puerto Rican.

And I started doing fucking Puerto Rican accents trying to get it back. No means yes. No means yes. But they started screaming, fuck Joe Biden. And I was like, wowzers. God. Wow, dude. And I was like, oh shit, it's over.

And I started doing fucking Puerto Rican accents trying to get it back. No means yes. No means yes. But they started screaming, fuck Joe Biden. And I was like, wowzers. God. Wow, dude. And I was like, oh shit, it's over.

And I started doing fucking Puerto Rican accents trying to get it back. No means yes. No means yes. But they started screaming, fuck Joe Biden. And I was like, wowzers. God. Wow, dude. And I was like, oh shit, it's over.

And I knew it then. And then anytime, like, you know, I was very polite. And again, I'm not, I really am very apolitical. I really, really am. But- There's such a thing.

And I knew it then. And then anytime, like, you know, I was very polite. And again, I'm not, I really am very apolitical. I really, really am. But- There's such a thing.

And I knew it then. And then anytime, like, you know, I was very polite. And again, I'm not, I really am very apolitical. I really, really am. But- There's such a thing.

There's such like this bubble, at least in New York City and, of course, L.A., where like even the comics and I'm sitting at the comedy show and they were telling me in October that there's no way Trump can win and Biden's going to save this. And I and I just you know, you're polite, but you're just like, dude, if you were on the aircraft carrier with me, you would know it's fucking absolutely.

There's such like this bubble, at least in New York City and, of course, L.A., where like even the comics and I'm sitting at the comedy show and they were telling me in October that there's no way Trump can win and Biden's going to save this. And I and I just you know, you're polite, but you're just like, dude, if you were on the aircraft carrier with me, you would know it's fucking absolutely.

There's such like this bubble, at least in New York City and, of course, L.A., where like even the comics and I'm sitting at the comedy show and they were telling me in October that there's no way Trump can win and Biden's going to save this. And I and I just you know, you're polite, but you're just like, dude, if you were on the aircraft carrier with me, you would know it's fucking absolutely.

Dude, I'm talking about beyond fucking you could give that a zero out of 100. If I scan that response, you could give us out a full zero. They would say you'd rather eat fucking Quest protein chips. Oh, my God. Yeah. God damn it. It's just like, you got to know. I mean, the comedy club, the comedy clubs really are the first wave. Like, you know, like, you know. Oh, yeah.

Dude, I'm talking about beyond fucking you could give that a zero out of 100. If I scan that response, you could give us out a full zero. They would say you'd rather eat fucking Quest protein chips. Oh, my God. Yeah. God damn it. It's just like, you got to know. I mean, the comedy club, the comedy clubs really are the first wave. Like, you know, like, you know. Oh, yeah.

Dude, I'm talking about beyond fucking you could give that a zero out of 100. If I scan that response, you could give us out a full zero. They would say you'd rather eat fucking Quest protein chips. Oh, my God. Yeah. God damn it. It's just like, you got to know. I mean, the comedy club, the comedy clubs really are the first wave. Like, you know, like, you know. Oh, yeah.

I knew in 2016 when I was going through Ohio and all this place, you see the Trump flags everywhere. He's going to win. I didn't see them in 2020. You know, I mean, we weren't really on the road, but I didn't hear many people talking about it. So I was like, he might lose. 2024, going back, you know, you do fucking go bananas or whatever. It's like Trump everywhere. You know he's going to win.