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Chris Distefano

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
4040 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And he was like, he was like, I thought that Biden and the Democrats were gay and hated America and Trump and the Republicans were strong and loved America. And I was like.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And he was like, he was like, I thought that Biden and the Democrats were gay and hated America and Trump and the Republicans were strong and loved America. And I was like.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And he was like, he was like, I thought that Biden and the Democrats were gay and hated America and Trump and the Republicans were strong and loved America. And I was like.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

yeah and I was like wait so why do you think that and he was like and I was like I'm not judging you at all dude I was like what do you think and he was like that's what I think I was like then vote with that I was like vote vote you know for you it's simple you fucking gay or straight gay or straight I was like, so you're voting straight. And so, but it was interesting.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

yeah and I was like wait so why do you think that and he was like and I was like I'm not judging you at all dude I was like what do you think and he was like that's what I think I was like then vote with that I was like vote vote you know for you it's simple you fucking gay or straight gay or straight I was like, so you're voting straight. And so, but it was interesting.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

yeah and I was like wait so why do you think that and he was like and I was like I'm not judging you at all dude I was like what do you think and he was like that's what I think I was like then vote with that I was like vote vote you know for you it's simple you fucking gay or straight gay or straight I was like, so you're voting straight. And so, but it was interesting.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I was like, wow, that fucking changed in 50, not every, but by the way, that's not a blank. I know that there's many, many people who feel the reverse at that age. But the perception was very interesting to me. College bros. To hear from a young kid be like, whoa, here's how I knew it was shifting. Last year, okay, I did a show on a fucking USS aircraft carrier.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I was like, wow, that fucking changed in 50, not every, but by the way, that's not a blank. I know that there's many, many people who feel the reverse at that age. But the perception was very interesting to me. College bros. To hear from a young kid be like, whoa, here's how I knew it was shifting. Last year, okay, I did a show on a fucking USS aircraft carrier.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I was like, wow, that fucking changed in 50, not every, but by the way, that's not a blank. I know that there's many, many people who feel the reverse at that age. But the perception was very interesting to me. College bros. To hear from a young kid be like, whoa, here's how I knew it was shifting. Last year, okay, I did a show on a fucking USS aircraft carrier.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

5,000 people, okay, in the USS aircraft carrier in San Diego. The government booked me, right? So I do this show and they tell me, do not, do not even speak about, it was President Biden, do not speak about President Biden. Do not obviously disparage America. Don't even say anything about like anti-America's enemies. Just do your comedy. I was like, great. So I'm doing my comedy.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

5,000 people, okay, in the USS aircraft carrier in San Diego. The government booked me, right? So I do this show and they tell me, do not, do not even speak about, it was President Biden, do not speak about President Biden. Do not obviously disparage America. Don't even say anything about like anti-America's enemies. Just do your comedy. I was like, great. So I'm doing my comedy.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

5,000 people, okay, in the USS aircraft carrier in San Diego. The government booked me, right? So I do this show and they tell me, do not, do not even speak about, it was President Biden, do not speak about President Biden. Do not obviously disparage America. Don't even say anything about like anti-America's enemies. Just do your comedy. I was like, great. So I'm doing my comedy.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

The microphone breaks, okay? No mic. 5,000 people outside in San Diego on the water on a fucking aircraft carrier with these kids about to go. These are like the first wave of the arm. They'll go to war, these kids. This is like not National Guard. This is the real deal, motherfuckers. So I go โ€“ so I'm like, oh, shit. So it was a gas-powered generator that was powering the audio system.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

The microphone breaks, okay? No mic. 5,000 people outside in San Diego on the water on a fucking aircraft carrier with these kids about to go. These are like the first wave of the arm. They'll go to war, these kids. This is like not National Guard. This is the real deal, motherfuckers. So I go โ€“ so I'm like, oh, shit. So it was a gas-powered generator that was powering the audio system.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

The microphone breaks, okay? No mic. 5,000 people outside in San Diego on the water on a fucking aircraft carrier with these kids about to go. These are like the first wave of the arm. They'll go to war, these kids. This is like not National Guard. This is the real deal, motherfuckers. So I go โ€“ so I'm like, oh, shit. So it was a gas-powered generator that was powering the audio system.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

So that didn't have any gas in it. So my mic went out. So I'm trying to get through it, and I can't. And there's 5,000 people. I'm trying to scream, whatever. And then the person over there who had told me 10 times, do not say anything about โ€“ America, whatever.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

So that didn't have any gas in it. So my mic went out. So I'm trying to get through it, and I can't. And there's 5,000 people. I'm trying to scream, whatever. And then the person over there who had told me 10 times, do not say anything about โ€“ America, whatever.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

So that didn't have any gas in it. So my mic went out. So I'm trying to get through it, and I can't. And there's 5,000 people. I'm trying to scream, whatever. And then the person over there who had told me 10 times, do not say anything about โ€“ America, whatever.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

But I knew from knowing contracts, I knew that this was like that forced a major thing where it's like, I'm going to get paid no matter what, because your equipment broke. So you now legally have to pay me. And I knew my agent's going to get that fucking money. So I said, you know what? Fuck it. I said, I got to just get this crowd back on my side. I said, guys, I was like.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

But I knew from knowing contracts, I knew that this was like that forced a major thing where it's like, I'm going to get paid no matter what, because your equipment broke. So you now legally have to pay me. And I knew my agent's going to get that fucking money. So I said, you know what? Fuck it. I said, I got to just get this crowd back on my side. I said, guys, I was like.