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Chris Distefano

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
4040 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

The George Janko Show
The Chris Distefano Interview | EP. 101

And then what all they did is they took when they were moving back, they just took hoses and sprinklers and they just wet the ground. And then the entire German thing was just on ice and everybody was dying. And they were like, you know, they fucking covered one lake up with snow and then they just all through it. Yeah. They're just like the winter. The weather is our weapon.

The George Janko Show
The Chris Distefano Interview | EP. 101

And then what all they did is they took when they were moving back, they just took hoses and sprinklers and they just wet the ground. And then the entire German thing was just on ice and everybody was dying. And they were like, you know, they fucking covered one lake up with snow and then they just all through it. Yeah. They're just like the winter. The weather is our weapon.

The George Janko Show
The Chris Distefano Interview | EP. 101

Where now that wouldn't matter, right? Now they're making weather.

The George Janko Show
The Chris Distefano Interview | EP. 101

Where now that wouldn't matter, right? Now they're making weather.

The George Janko Show
The Chris Distefano Interview | EP. 101

Where now that wouldn't matter, right? Now they're making weather.

The George Janko Show
The Chris Distefano Interview | EP. 101

Yeah. So they... But like... Dude, that's so funny. There was a battle of... In the Revolutionary War, it was called the Battle of Brooklyn, right? August, like 1776. And... We were going to lose. The full colonial continental army, we were fucked. Like, the British had us surrounded in New York, Brooklyn area. Completely, George Washington was there.

The George Janko Show
The Chris Distefano Interview | EP. 101

Yeah. So they... But like... Dude, that's so funny. There was a battle of... In the Revolutionary War, it was called the Battle of Brooklyn, right? August, like 1776. And... We were going to lose. The full colonial continental army, we were fucked. Like, the British had us surrounded in New York, Brooklyn area. Completely, George Washington was there.

The George Janko Show
The Chris Distefano Interview | EP. 101

Yeah. So they... But like... Dude, that's so funny. There was a battle of... In the Revolutionary War, it was called the Battle of Brooklyn, right? August, like 1776. And... We were going to lose. The full colonial continental army, we were fucked. Like, the British had us surrounded in New York, Brooklyn area. Completely, George Washington was there.

The George Janko Show
The Chris Distefano Interview | EP. 101

Like, it was going to take 90% of the army, and then there would be no America. It would just be British subjects. So they're like, what are we going to do? What are we going to do? And then all of a sudden these clouds roll over the bay, the Hudson Bay of New York. And so George Washington is like, okay, what we're going to do is we're going to get in boats.

The George Janko Show
The Chris Distefano Interview | EP. 101

Like, it was going to take 90% of the army, and then there would be no America. It would just be British subjects. So they're like, what are we going to do? What are we going to do? And then all of a sudden these clouds roll over the bay, the Hudson Bay of New York. And so George Washington is like, okay, what we're going to do is we're going to get in boats.

The George Janko Show
The Chris Distefano Interview | EP. 101

Like, it was going to take 90% of the army, and then there would be no America. It would just be British subjects. So they're like, what are we going to do? What are we going to do? And then all of a sudden these clouds roll over the bay, the Hudson Bay of New York. And so George Washington is like, okay, what we're going to do is we're going to get in boats.

The George Janko Show
The Chris Distefano Interview | EP. 101

like in the middle of the night because they can't see. The British now can't see us because we're covered in fog, and we're just going to go across, take this entire army across the river and get up to New Jersey and basically run away and live to fight another day and regroup, and that's what happened. If that weather pattern wouldn't have come in, the British soldiers would have just seen.

The George Janko Show
The Chris Distefano Interview | EP. 101

like in the middle of the night because they can't see. The British now can't see us because we're covered in fog, and we're just going to go across, take this entire army across the river and get up to New Jersey and basically run away and live to fight another day and regroup, and that's what happened. If that weather pattern wouldn't have come in, the British soldiers would have just seen.

The George Janko Show
The Chris Distefano Interview | EP. 101

like in the middle of the night because they can't see. The British now can't see us because we're covered in fog, and we're just going to go across, take this entire army across the river and get up to New Jersey and basically run away and live to fight another day and regroup, and that's what happened. If that weather pattern wouldn't have come in, the British soldiers would have just seen.

The George Janko Show
The Chris Distefano Interview | EP. 101

What they did is they had the American colonists just had a few guys standing around, walking around to make the British think like, oh, They're good, but those clouds were all down, and they were like, no, we can't โ€“ because the fog was there. The British soldiers thought the whole army was there.

The George Janko Show
The Chris Distefano Interview | EP. 101

What they did is they had the American colonists just had a few guys standing around, walking around to make the British think like, oh, They're good, but those clouds were all down, and they were like, no, we can't โ€“ because the fog was there. The British soldiers thought the whole army was there.

The George Janko Show
The Chris Distefano Interview | EP. 101

What they did is they had the American colonists just had a few guys standing around, walking around to make the British think like, oh, They're good, but those clouds were all down, and they were like, no, we can't โ€“ because the fog was there. The British soldiers thought the whole army was there.

The George Janko Show
The Chris Distefano Interview | EP. 101

They couldn't go anywhere because they thought they were seeing them, but they were all going out boat by boat and saved โ€“ the whole army got saved by the weather.

The George Janko Show
The Chris Distefano Interview | EP. 101

They couldn't go anywhere because they thought they were seeing them, but they were all going out boat by boat and saved โ€“ the whole army got saved by the weather.

The George Janko Show
The Chris Distefano Interview | EP. 101

They couldn't go anywhere because they thought they were seeing them, but they were all going out boat by boat and saved โ€“ the whole army got saved by the weather.