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Chris Distefano

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
4040 total appearances

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The George Janko Show
The Chris Distefano Interview | EP. 101

And they were, they like at the same time, I think they had one Navy seal like floating in the water, one of them on a boat and one of them somewhere else. And they like at the same time,

The George Janko Show
The Chris Distefano Interview | EP. 101

And they were, they like at the same time, I think they had one Navy seal like floating in the water, one of them on a boat and one of them somewhere else. And they like at the same time,

The George Janko Show
The Chris Distefano Interview | EP. 101

killed all three pirates like one of the pirates had a gun to captain phillips's head in real life and the navy seal from the water like bobbing up and down just perfect strike to the to the pirate's head and just it was like crazy dude that's so crazy how great are we dude anybody who thinks we're not number one is out of their fucking minds when i start to listen to people say that other countries are even remotely close i'm like all right what

The George Janko Show
The Chris Distefano Interview | EP. 101

killed all three pirates like one of the pirates had a gun to captain phillips's head in real life and the navy seal from the water like bobbing up and down just perfect strike to the to the pirate's head and just it was like crazy dude that's so crazy how great are we dude anybody who thinks we're not number one is out of their fucking minds when i start to listen to people say that other countries are even remotely close i'm like all right what

The George Janko Show
The Chris Distefano Interview | EP. 101

killed all three pirates like one of the pirates had a gun to captain phillips's head in real life and the navy seal from the water like bobbing up and down just perfect strike to the to the pirate's head and just it was like crazy dude that's so crazy how great are we dude anybody who thinks we're not number one is out of their fucking minds when i start to listen to people say that other countries are even remotely close i'm like all right what

The George Janko Show
The Chris Distefano Interview | EP. 101

We have fucking Jesus on our side, A. B, we have the Navy SEALs. We have Elon Musk.

The George Janko Show
The Chris Distefano Interview | EP. 101

We have fucking Jesus on our side, A. B, we have the Navy SEALs. We have Elon Musk.

The George Janko Show
The Chris Distefano Interview | EP. 101

We have fucking Jesus on our side, A. B, we have the Navy SEALs. We have Elon Musk.

The George Janko Show
The Chris Distefano Interview | EP. 101

No, no, no. Here's the thing. That's what I think. Here's the thing. It's like what we put into our military, every other nation in the world combined doesn't put what we put into the military. It's like the shark tank. You know, like all the millionaires. Mark Cuban has more money than all the other sharks put together. We're Mark Cuban. Mark just goes on the show for fun. He's just fun.

The George Janko Show
The Chris Distefano Interview | EP. 101

No, no, no. Here's the thing. That's what I think. Here's the thing. It's like what we put into our military, every other nation in the world combined doesn't put what we put into the military. It's like the shark tank. You know, like all the millionaires. Mark Cuban has more money than all the other sharks put together. We're Mark Cuban. Mark just goes on the show for fun. He's just fun.

The George Janko Show
The Chris Distefano Interview | EP. 101

No, no, no. Here's the thing. That's what I think. Here's the thing. It's like what we put into our military, every other nation in the world combined doesn't put what we put into the military. It's like the shark tank. You know, like all the millionaires. Mark Cuban has more money than all the other sharks put together. We're Mark Cuban. Mark just goes on the show for fun. He's just fun.

The George Janko Show
The Chris Distefano Interview | EP. 101

But if you literally do the math, he has more money than the other sharks put together. That's our military. Now, I'm not a part of it. I'm too scared. I have eczema and psoriasis and other ailments that I can't be a part of the Army. And I'll keep them loose. I'll keep the soldiers loose. I'll fluff with jokes. But that's it. I'm not going to go to war. I have daughters.

The George Janko Show
The Chris Distefano Interview | EP. 101

But if you literally do the math, he has more money than the other sharks put together. That's our military. Now, I'm not a part of it. I'm too scared. I have eczema and psoriasis and other ailments that I can't be a part of the Army. And I'll keep them loose. I'll keep the soldiers loose. I'll fluff with jokes. But that's it. I'm not going to go to war. I have daughters.

The George Janko Show
The Chris Distefano Interview | EP. 101

But if you literally do the math, he has more money than the other sharks put together. That's our military. Now, I'm not a part of it. I'm too scared. I have eczema and psoriasis and other ailments that I can't be a part of the Army. And I'll keep them loose. I'll keep the soldiers loose. I'll fluff with jokes. But that's it. I'm not going to go to war. I have daughters.

The George Janko Show
The Chris Distefano Interview | EP. 101

They're not going to go to war. So do I worry about war? No. I also think with war nowadays, it'll just be over like that. And we'll be good to go. And I don't think it's going to I don't think we'll feel it.

The George Janko Show
The Chris Distefano Interview | EP. 101

They're not going to go to war. So do I worry about war? No. I also think with war nowadays, it'll just be over like that. And we'll be good to go. And I don't think it's going to I don't think we'll feel it.

The George Janko Show
The Chris Distefano Interview | EP. 101

They're not going to go to war. So do I worry about war? No. I also think with war nowadays, it'll just be over like that. And we'll be good to go. And I don't think it's going to I don't think we'll feel it.

The George Janko Show
The Chris Distefano Interview | EP. 101

But I also think if we go to war, we are you're sitting, you know, like when you learn about like the warmongering like Genghis Khan and the warmongers and the Mongols and the, you know, Mohawk Native Americans, those and that's like, oh, the war clan. That's what we are. The United States is the war clan. So we're just... We're the war clan. I'm not a warrior. I'm a woman to them.

The George Janko Show
The Chris Distefano Interview | EP. 101

But I also think if we go to war, we are you're sitting, you know, like when you learn about like the warmongering like Genghis Khan and the warmongers and the Mongols and the, you know, Mohawk Native Americans, those and that's like, oh, the war clan. That's what we are. The United States is the war clan. So we're just... We're the war clan. I'm not a warrior. I'm a woman to them.

The George Janko Show
The Chris Distefano Interview | EP. 101

But I also think if we go to war, we are you're sitting, you know, like when you learn about like the warmongering like Genghis Khan and the warmongers and the Mongols and the, you know, Mohawk Native Americans, those and that's like, oh, the war clan. That's what we are. The United States is the war clan. So we're just... We're the war clan. I'm not a warrior. I'm a woman to them.